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My boss got angry at Joe and myself for saying it is wrong to fuck your sister, Mad dog said the shit was gross as well and he will pretty much fuck anything.

I met a girl last night and in the first 3 min she said she hated black people.

i hate a couple things, i hate sister fucking and i hate people who...
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whiskeyfightpit:
We share the same fucking attitude. I think we were born to late for like...period... let alone anyone liking anyone else based solely on the fact that they are another person and deserve some form of compassion. It's all fermenting the wrong way. I need out.

What you can't offend the sister fuckers at the porn shop? Or you can't say anything negative about the process of fuck? Regardless of what it may be? Strange fucking fucking. That's what you get in a world without love. Whatever.

Where are the locust swarms?
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I had sex last night and i was wondering why it felt different, i wondered if i would rather be playing my game cube, or i would rather be alone watching deepthroat this number whatever.....

i cascaded all of it aside and sleep and had a dream about North Carolina. The surf was good yet the water was way too blue for it to...
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flygirl:
were you having sex with the ex?
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A F#m
I leap toward the south yeah
B D
And attempt to burn my bridges
A F#m
Way down to the equator
B E
And back up north with the wind
A F#m
I'm travelin' and the last i heard
B
twelve sad stories
D A
from disciples of the sun
F#m B E
And we rang the bell and fired the gun
A...
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whiskeyfightpit:
E-minor (repeat n' bash)

"I want the men on death row to smoke my ashes when my time comes."

Bring on the three or four saxophones!!!
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A F#m
I leap toward the south yeah
B D
And attempt to burn my bridges
A F#m
Way down to the equator
B E
And back up north with the wind
A F#m
I'm travelin' and the last i heard
B
twelve sad stories
D A
from disciples of the sun
F#m B E
And we rang the bell and fired the gun
A...
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60 or so days left in Houston..

i need to get new speakers, 24 hours in a car is hell if the speakers are all blown out, i also want to make my car a little louder.......

i am also trying to hangout with an exgirlfried, she use to be really punk now she seems to have turned into a hippy.....but hell they almost seem...
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Since i have let my 28 year old ex girlfriend stay with me somehow she has fallen in love with me. I can on dwindle the bullshit down to me yelling at her like her father.

Last night it turns out she downed all of my vodka she reaked of fucking vanilla and since she is 5 foot and i think maybe 70 or so...
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flygirl:
I could suck dick like a pro the very first time I had one in my mouth.....i think its inate.
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if my lungs were on fire would you piss down my throat?
flygirl:
I would piss down your throat even if it werent on fire but you just asked really nicely!
whiskeyfightpit:
If you can conjure some OTHER ONES (like the HP Lovecraft shit, not the Grateful Dead dudes...y'know, sport!). I suppose I could piss down your throat then. I mean, If I'm going to do something in that sphere of strange...why not take it as far as it can go? Maybe I can shoot some gack...savage a nun...slap an ancient spirit being with a tire iron...puke up some dead kitty meat...and then piss down your throat. We have to look at the bigger picture these days.
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BUYING BRICKS AND PLAY WITH REMOTE CONTROL CARS...........MCDONALDS AND THEN HOME..TO A BED I CAN'T SLEEP IN...

BAH
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Work seemed a little faster, the power went off around 4... but the assistant manager called the bleeding power company and they were rather quick to respond, but half of the day was wasted sitting on the counter.......

The worst part of the power outages that normally last for about 14 min is rounding up the fuckers that stay in the arcades or preview rooms,...
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i am avoiding a nude girl in my bed by re-heating BBQ. life is funny
relapsed_eric:
i can't imagine...it musta been bad.
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my ex is sleeping over i am in the living room drunk with the cat......... boring as hell

i got in a dumb fight trying to show her a Japanese movie, since she i japanese she feels like she can shove it in my face (that i like japanese and chinese films more than i like american films), yet she fucked up and called the...
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niobe:
That idea totally kicks ass. But my boss lives like a block away from me. So if I called her to tell her that. She would just say, "Okay, I will pick you up then." mad

whiskeyfightpit:
Drunken SG is always the bees knees. Throwing cans of salt carbs at people is even more swell. Next step is to toss fucking pipe bombs at children and you'll be in business, sport. Let it rip

Fuck the Law