black_tar_heroin

Leaving Texas is a good thing.

Im sure you will have more weird sex stories....I look forward to them

yea you didnt seem like a texas kinda guy..get the fuck out of there.

Get back into music. Go work in a record store. Start a rap group. We need a good "Spinal Tap" for this bling bling generation. Spark the revolution. Keep it gangsta.

HANDS UP, WHO WANTS TO DIE????

Hello there

don't slow down daddio....in fact, hit the fucking gas BE-YATCH!!!

i absolutely despise it when people lapse into baby talk... sounds like somebody deserves to be bitch-slapped

Yeah, I was hitting the booze pretty hard last night, too. I was anti-social and sleepy till I got my second wind around seven in the morning. Drank even more and then I chopped wood like a true drunken lumberjack. My back is sore. And then I ate the cholesterol fat carbs...

Thank you for your informative birthday wish.

there is a story there-

man, could i get a tug off that?..

i'm with you on the sleep thing... i feel like i'm dying

Tire Irons. Pepper Spray. Medieval Mace. Butterfly Knife. Hickory Stick. Board With A Nail In It. Tube Sock Fulla Pesos.

I'm a hilljack and I know how to KILL

FUCK WITH ME AND FIND OUT!!!

You can use that if you want.

I can't believe I put this in your testimonial. I musta been using something.

"Black Tar Heroin is a trade off. You trade off your grandmother's earthly Catholic soul for a taste of the nectar. Crocodile Orgies abound. Do the coke, jerk off, puke in the toilet, and then think about Black Tar Heroin. I aint a queen, but I'm decadent. Angel doves and needles. Rape. Tinsel. New Jersey dumpster. Clean break. Sodomy at the soda machine."

That's the kind of stuff Hallmark Cards were made for. Jesus Christ.