black_beard

UGH!!! My head has kind of been in a mental fog for about a week and it's my own damn fault. With the schedule I live I dont have "normal healthy" sleep patterns, for instance at least once a week I'll sleep from the time I come home from work 10am all the way till 4am the NEXT day followed by days of no sleep. All the while drinking either; black coffee (I hate sugar and cream), apple juice (what am I fucking 5 again?) or highly caffeinated cola flavored carbonated water soft drinks (aka soda, pop, snoozly slops, ping bong yongs)

I feel like snapping every time I go to the mall. No real good reason...I guess I'm not a people person lol...I picked a great career to be in as a non-people person considering I talk to thousands of people a day.

Did you know a dragonfly can live up to 5 years but it's wings will only last 6 months? I didn't

I feel like being creative but meh...I'm to lazy

Why cant I go anywhere without seeing Hanna Montana (stores, gas sations etc..) I heard some song the actress has and my reaction was "ok...so what?" but hey as a dude who's name I cant remember once said "Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled"

Am I the only 1 who thinks it's funny that my coffee mug at work is a stolen police mug?..well...I dont think it's stolen...a few months ago I had to go get a parking ticket over turned apparently at the bank the handicap aren't allowed to park in the handicap spots...who knew but anyways...where was I? Oh yeah, thats why you shouldn't ever EVER put a lollipop in a badger's ass...wait no...the mug. So after my victory of getting my ticket dropped (no fine, yay for me) I saw a table with like 20 mugs and pamplets and what not I took a mug, if I wasn't supposed to take one they would have stopped me right? Hell it was months ago and to my knowledge I'm not being followed or watched.

Am I the only one who thinks Will Ferrell is way way WAY overrated? Just saying