So how ya doing? Me? Same shit different day. Work, gym, shower, sleep,eat,movie,work, gym, shower, sleep, eat etc.. The other day I changed it up and drank some beers and got to thinking about the phrase "Bull in a china shop" and I thought about the phrase for way to long to the point that I was frustrated and saying out loud "What the fuck kind of shitty shop owner would let a god damn fucking bull in to their shop, when they know perfectly what will happen, the bull is going to shit on the floor and knock shit over...and since when did we have shop doors even wide enough to get a bull inside a building...fuck...So that means anytime someone uses the clich phrase 'Oh their so clumsy they are like a 'Bull in a china shop huh huh huh!!!' what they are really saying is 'Some dumb fuck is going to let this person into a china shop and then they are going to shit on the floor and knock some shit over' and how do I know this china shop isn't just a shop that sells chinese culture items? Am I to assume it's china as in plates? If so why not say 'plate shop' instead? Ok I need to calm down about something so trivial. I guess I'll blog this on SG so I can say it's my update...shit I need some sleep". Yeah that is my life remembering a rant that I had on my couch talking out loud to myself and drinking beer at about 11am.
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waltodim:
paulnikon:
Was listening to you on the radio tonight. You made me giggle on the way home from work. Thanks, I needed it.