Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

black_beard

I grew up in the cold of Wisconsin

Member Since 2005

Followers 39 Following 117

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Tuesday Apr 04, 2006

Apr 4, 2006
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Ha Ha Cumulus broadcasting, its going to take a lot more then silly threats of me being transferred to mess with me!

What I meant by that was as a late April Fool's Joke my boss, our main boss and our corporate boss (in Atlanta from a conference call) pulled me into the office this morning. The following is a transcript of what was said:

Jim: Hey can we talk to you in Dan's office?

Me: Sure.

Jim: Ok, Val are you on the phone?

Val: Yes I'm here is (my real name) their?

Dan: Yeah hes here.

(Jim shuts door)

Dan: Ok (my real name) the reason we pulled you in here was to talk about your progress with Pirate. We know your ratings are the best in the building and even better then some of the Orlando stations but currently we un happy with your work.

Me: Ah...okay?

Jim: And we realize that you have a contract. So what we've decided to do is transfer you to another market.

Me: Yeah no! I'm not going anywhere!

Val: It says in your contract we can transfer you anywhere I, Jim or Dan see fit. So legally you have to go.

Me: No offense but fuck this shit...(I started to roll out of the office)

Dan: Look (my real name) this is the way it has to be!

Me: After every fucking thing I've done here, thats it huh? So where am I going?

Val: We planned to send you to the opening in Anchorage Alaska

(Couple moments of silence)

Me: Since when do we have a station in Alaska?

Val: A while now.

Me: (Busting them on their joke) No we dont I know for a fucking fact we dont have a station in Alaska.

Jim: How?

Me: Hello I have to click on the state to check my work E-Mail!

Val: Damn I forgot about that!

Dan: When you got us...damn we thought it would be funny to get you back from last year (I'll let you know what I did last year)...I cant believe we didn't get you!

Me: What did you expect me to do, beg to stay?

Jim: Maybe.

(small talk about stuff and it was done)

Any ways they thought this would be there revenge from last year when I coverved Dan's office in post it notes and Jim's in newspaper.

Yes this type of thing happens often in the radio business. And if you were wondering, No I dont listen the the station its kind of funny but I'm very anti-radio.

Blackbeard959 Fun Fact: I've become 10 times more social then I was 2 weeks ago, Call me crazy but know when I go out I tend to stay in my "Radio Persona" which is me but a little nicer and alot more talkitive.
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
_biblia_:
tee hee, giggles mcgee!
Apr 14, 2006
nosaintxxx:
Happy Belated Hide the Eggs from Zombie Jesus my friend.

The show Sunday was great. Even indulged in my usual Krystals run afterwards.

If you get a chance go see Thank you for Smoking , was a really good film.

[Edited on Apr 17, 2006 6:13AM]
Apr 16, 2006

More Blogs

  • 11.25.10
    1

    Thursday Nov 25, 2010

    Feels like forever since I've updated here. Nothing much to update on…
  • 08.24.10
    2

    Tuesday Aug 24, 2010

    As much as I like it here, I'm going to cancel my account. For the 2n…
  • 08.01.10
    0

    Sunday Aug 01, 2010

    My roommate/sister _biblia_ and I got a kitty. We named him Edgar Laf…
  • 07.31.10
    1

    Saturday Jul 31, 2010

    A poll on what to name our new black cat, he is a boy: Bruce Wayne …
  • 04.13.10
    0

    Wednesday Apr 14, 2010

    I wish I had something exciting to be blog worthy but I got nothing. …
  • 04.04.10
    0

    Sunday Apr 04, 2010

    I'm late on this but here is my Form Spring thing. Ask me whatever yo…
  • 03.04.10
    0

    Thursday Mar 04, 2010

    My laptop is on the fritz again and I have to do a system restore on …
  • 11.21.09
    1

    Saturday Nov 21, 2009

    Haven't blogged in awhile Spent most of my day at my friend Seth's…
  • 08.06.09
    8

    Friday Aug 07, 2009

    Lan (former member Oryon) and I just got back from GI Joe: Rise of Co…
  • 08.04.09
    0

    Tuesday Aug 04, 2009

    My laptop isnt working well enouh for me to be on here as much as I w…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
8
months
20
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,589 SuicideGirls
  • 1,123,647 followers
  • 14,908,343 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,362,923 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo