It's the eve of the Anti-Valentines Day Party and all the dead roses are in place. The house is being prepared and supernatural forces of desire and lust are filling the air. The question that is on everyones mind can be only one thing:
Will MAX WILD GET ALL THE ACTION TOMORROW NIGHT? or will he share some with the rest of us.
Ladies are helpless against his hobbit like gaze, as he whispers in their ears tales of Harry Potter while gaining access into their Chamber of Secrets. Mortal men have waged wars in anger spilling blood on forgien lands just for the love of a woman, but none compare to the cuteness that is Cooper or the hearald size of Max Wild's MAN SHAFT (just ask Aries).
Woe is many a man for tomorrow night shall be the call, who among us will take the throne of Max Wild, or who shall be destroyed.
And if tomorrow night is your first SGNY party and your a lady don't say I didn't warn you, and if all else fails just grab one of my bowls of Trail Mix or Tin of Brownies and through them at him at the should keep the monster at bay!!
Alright enough of that crap I'm really excited about tomorrow. It should be a great time, I'm spending the day making anti-valentines for people and if your special enough you may just get one.
Peace and Love kiddies, until tomorrow NIGHT!!
Then it's time for the
ANTI-VALENTINES DAY PARTY OF THE YEAR
Will MAX WILD GET ALL THE ACTION TOMORROW NIGHT? or will he share some with the rest of us.
Ladies are helpless against his hobbit like gaze, as he whispers in their ears tales of Harry Potter while gaining access into their Chamber of Secrets. Mortal men have waged wars in anger spilling blood on forgien lands just for the love of a woman, but none compare to the cuteness that is Cooper or the hearald size of Max Wild's MAN SHAFT (just ask Aries).
Woe is many a man for tomorrow night shall be the call, who among us will take the throne of Max Wild, or who shall be destroyed.
And if tomorrow night is your first SGNY party and your a lady don't say I didn't warn you, and if all else fails just grab one of my bowls of Trail Mix or Tin of Brownies and through them at him at the should keep the monster at bay!!
Alright enough of that crap I'm really excited about tomorrow. It should be a great time, I'm spending the day making anti-valentines for people and if your special enough you may just get one.
Peace and Love kiddies, until tomorrow NIGHT!!
Then it's time for the
ANTI-VALENTINES DAY PARTY OF THE YEAR
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monica:
will, have a blast tonight!! i miss you!!!!!!!!!
jax:
haha great journal entry. Im makin sure I bring a friend so I dont fall to the wrth that is max wild 