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Saturday Oct 08, 2005

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my friend sent me these, i got a kick out of them....

Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

( Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
( A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

(Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
(A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

especially the second one.
robot
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kopf:
awesome movie favorites love You got a thing for Wes Anderson movies?
Oct 14, 2005
thesleeper:
he he smile
Oct 18, 2005

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