bixbygrendel

I'm going to tell you all a story. YAY STORY TIME.
Once upon a last night Jenny came over (with Jasmine) to cook for me since I'm currently "differently abled". This was VERY cool for me and a gigantic help since I haden't eaten since Jamie (out of town folk) cooked for me the day before. While Jenny was cooking Jasmine needed company. Since Jasmine...
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So the job didn't last. That's right. I made it a whole our. What's the story you ask? Well I'll tell you.
I RUSH so damn fast to out air in my foul tire, cash my GST cheque, put gas in the car, get across town tio work so I can make money and be a real me again. I get to EE on time....
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It's 16 hours until my first day at my first job as a retired criminal. Also my first day at my first job at all in exactly one year. Something about spring and me changing what I do. It's kinda interesting to see how it all goes with me being a good boy. Also, still in the same GREAT mood I've been in for a...
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I just watched King Kong. Should say I finally had the privledge of watching King Kong. The new one. I've seen the old one. This new one is way too damn good. I love that monkey (yes, I know he isn't a monkey). At the end as I starred into the screen as the credits role my room-mate said "Isn't it amazing how they can...
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If you think my profile pic is cool ask me for the full size. All my friends (in the real world) have it and love it. I'm also gonna make full size prints, cuz it's huge. I love it. The little version does not do it justice.

Fuck I love me. I really do. For those of you who think I'm interesting I was told...
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What's a guy gotta do to feel some tit around here? Seriously. How repulsive can I possible be. This is just getting creepy weird.

"I just. I don't know what I just but I damn well do."
I was told to quote myself again. So I did.

Let me hear it people! GIVE ME A MASSIVE RESOUNDING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Sitting on an angry chair
Angry walls...
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I had a dream last night that I was a single dad. I walked her to school. I made her lunch. I did the housework and my job, then I make her supper. And after eating... she just isn't there anymore. I have that dream alot.

It's been 10 years.

Very long. Very hard. Very much not my fault she isn't in my life. So...
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Now we may or not know that I live every day of my life in a rather disturbing amount of discomfort/pain. This gets worse the more I move around and the less I sleep. So I get my runnin around all day, haven't slept in months ass into the shower, like just now.... I'm still sorta wet and naked (does that turn you on? It's...
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Okay.
So.
This.
Is.
Just.
Dumb.
My room mate. And my friend. Have been charged with assault with a weapon. And a few other charges.
The wapon. CAP GUNS!!! Like the ones children play with.
Some dumb bitch says that Will shot at her. Yeah. Right.
She says his face was evil and freaky. THAT'S HIS FUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will doesn't need...
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My back hurts like Hell.
I hate my cane.
My cookies are burnt.
Nobody brought me cookies.
I made my own. I'm no good.
I hate not having good cookies.
Not smoking. Soon to be at first full 24 hours.
I need a drink. Bad.





In good news. I'm at $522,800 in roulette since I started at $2000 and play for half an hour tops...
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