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UNDERARM HOLSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I seriously just laughed for about 10 mins straight over that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you all!!!!!

Any way. Does any one have any suggestions for how to pick up a girl while she's working at oh I don't know say maybe a gas station/carwash named Golfs? Anybody? Huh? I'm open.

To close. I just looked at myself in the mirror while wearing a...
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Court date looming in the near future. Money reserves running low. Patience wearing thin. Women making crazy. Smoking taking toll. Camera still evidence(which makes no sense in a trafficking charge). Room-mate leaving, replacement still needed. SYNTAX ERROR!!!!!!!!! Why always with syntax errors?????? I input data good!!!!!!! GurARghen-flargaaahen-blinged-bloomen!!!!! Muh-hyne!!!!!

Any in the Saskatoon region need a place to live. $350ish will get you half of a...
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So what's the proper protocol in this situation.

Self sees pretty new girl working at his local gas station/ smoke shop, thinks to self "Self, this is a very good next chase". Then Friend "A" sees same girl at a later time and thinks to himself "This one would make me stick around." Then Friend "B" meets her at a local Beer Parlour and hangs...
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So. No more dates with women who are named after the months of the year. Thank you for the time June... but if I wanted to be with someone who nagged me for being under house arrest for trafficking charges or for "making porno" then I'd date my freakin mom! Since that's not about to happen.... Thank god June's over and we're well into november....
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Lawyers cost too much. I should have become a lawyer.

P.s. Durka durka, Muhammed jy'had.

So. I think to myself, "Self, how am I supposed to do location shoots if I can't leave the apartment?" I then tell myself, "Self, where the hell would you need to do photo shoots in the snow?" I then realize that I... am dumb from time to time. So I need to remodel my other room to be a shooting room. This is the...
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I'm glad to say I am now accepting applications for models. I'm kinda lost without them after all. GO TEAM!!!!!!!!!!

So. I'm back. That's the only thing that matters. That and one of my favorite songs is Angry Chair by Alice in Chains and while lookin at shyte online I foun and angry chair. DADDY WANTS IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So today I learned that I'm wise and I have integrity. I took it as I'm a recovered addict and I have a short temper..... You'd have to have been there. Any way, this came up because Will, Anna and self were sitting around and asked Anna what was attractive about us. She said Will was the nice asshole (cop-out) and had lots of cool...
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So, It's official. Myself and my business partner are starting an erotica site. I'm gonna be taking so many fotos the sight of a naked woman is gonna piss me off......... Worth it.