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Friday Aug 18, 2006

Aug 18, 2006
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So. Things that amuseme number #29485839020183784586904043.3


I tell people I'm a photographer who delivers pizza to help pay the bills. They say sure. Sometimes it opens up converstion. Makes sense.
I tell people I'm an ordained reverend. They think that's crazy but believe me and accpet that it's ENTIRELY possible for anyone to do it with little to no effort.
I tell people I'm a convict cuz I sold weed. That now passes as commonplace since I was one of about 340 dealers they got, but I was the SECOND BIGGEST!!! HA!!!!
I tell people I'm abstinednt and they don't believe me, think I'm saying that to get laid, just want attention, just being a tit or even verbally attack me for it. Why is that? Cuz none of the reasons they think are at all true. So why? Seriously help me out here.
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ginary:
Thanks for the comment on my set! kiss
Aug 26, 2006
rpg:
Just gotta warn ya my friend, those kittens are expensive ones! Start saving your money! miao!! miao!! miao!!
Aug 27, 2006

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