bixbygrendel

Just because your SUV can drive up a hill and your
kids can go to soccer practice does not merit it as
a Mountaineer.

Turns out when you say "SHUT UP! Take your top off."
to a woman she doesn't respond as planned.

Everyone should have an alter ego. Excpet Garth
Brooks. That was just too much.

Celebrity status apparently means that you have no
idea when your boob is hanging out of your clothes.

Animation is NOT as important an art form as
sculpting. No it isn't.

A dildo does nothing. A vibrator says
neeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrnerererrrrrrrrnerrrrrrrrrrrnere
erenrrrnrneeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

When someone tells you "If it's meant to be, then it
will be." they are really saying "Go away and if I
can't find someone better I'll call you."

Just becasue your partner is having a good time in
bed DOES mean that you should louden up to let them
think they're almost as good as you.

Geek is the new in thing to be.

Long haired artsy types that also happen to be
convicts and ordained reverends are the sexiest
thing there is.

Now. Here's some quotes that everyone should remember.

"The harder thing to do and the right thing to do are usually the same thing. Nothing that has meaning is easy." -
from Weatherman

"In this shit life, we must chuck some things." -also from Weatherman

"If you can't run, crawl. If you can't do that, find someone who'll carry you."-from the series Firefly

"We're made to suffer. It's our lot in life." C-3PO

"Fall seven times, stand up eight."
-Japanese proverb

May 14th 4:35am.
We all want things our own way. Which is silly. Since my way is the only right way. HELL YEAH!!!!!