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Monday Apr 10, 2006

Apr 10, 2006
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I'm going to tell you all a story. YAY STORY TIME.
Once upon a last night Jenny came over (with Jasmine) to cook for me since I'm currently "differently abled". This was VERY cool for me and a gigantic help since I haden't eaten since Jamie (out of town folk) cooked for me the day before. While Jenny was cooking Jasmine needed company. Since Jasmine is an infant her realm is on the floor. I decieded that I could keep Jasmine company, so down to the floor I went.... this was a bad idea for this guy. It hurt pretty bad, not as bad as standing mine you but still a sensation filled with overbearing suck. A fine quote from me at the time was (in baby talk) "You have no idea how much this hurts me right now do you? No you don't. No you don't." I hope many years down the road, no matter how the world works things out that Jasmine knows about how this cripple spent time with her on the floor just so I could impress her mommy. biggrin If anyones wondering.............I'm pretty sure it worked. My awesomeness is overpowering. It comes from the enormity of my girthitude which is spectaceriffic.


Tuesday April 11th 2006 12:33pm
And in other news........... I have a major build up of lacitc acid in my thighs, calves and buttocks (I love that word). Due to this build up of acid I need it worked out. You do me, I'll do you . Any takers? biggrin
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I went to the Doctor today since you yelled at me to do sofrown

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Apr 13, 2006

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