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Wednesday Jan 18, 2006

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bixbygrendel@hotmail.com MSN always on always bored.

My world is glass
yet I throw stones.

Pornstar names people. They are more important than you think. The "rules" suck. Like all rules, I've deceided to bend them to suit my will. I'm good like that.

Rule 1) current pets name and mothers maiden name

Rule 2) FAMILY first pet and street you first lived on

Rule 3) first name meaning strong or virile and last name of first girlfriens or for the ladies name meaning beautiful or fertile and last name of first boyfriend

Bent Rule 1) current pet name and a last name from a comedy (film not Mr. Shakes, though that would be funny)

Bent Rule 2) YOUR first pet and street you live on now

Bent Rule 3) any name meaning strong or virile and the last name of any ex

Hear are the results for non-bent rules for myself.
Rule 1) Murray Yaschyshian..... CRAP!
Rule 2) Stripey Waterloo....CRAP!
Rule 3) Ajax Mariner.....CRAP!

And the results for the bent rules
Bent Rule 1) Murray Christmas (which happens to be my cats full name anyway)
Bent Rule 2) Max Kingsmere
Bent Rule 3) Az Hall (what does that sound like?)
Tell me those aren't way fucking better!

Do this your selves and share with me the results. Those who don't wil be hunted down and... ... ... ... Receive a stern talking to. It's good fun, and believe me you need to know your porn star name because you never know.....YOU NEVER KNOW.

Love for few, tolerance for some, contempt for many.
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
johnnyd_ranged:
looks like that makes me Centennial Milk, haha, I'm gonna flop as a porn star
Jan 22, 2006
godiva666:
I gave Tokyoseven your message.
I do win.
Jan 22, 2006

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