So I slip and i fall. I got injured doing this. So what would you guess.
1) My once broken back which is ridled with small fractures from arough life and arthritis.
2) My neck or head.
3) An arm or leg.
4) My genitals.
If you guessed genitals..... You'd be very, very right. You know how some people have mudscrappers out on their front step? Well today I was at one of those houses. This is a rich house, with fancy things. Even the mudscrapper is fancy. It's rought iron and has those fancy little spikes on it. You know like those cool gothy fences. Yeah well the middle on is longer than the rest. It goes right between my legs. You know that area of the man body know as the taint.... Yeah. Right there. it punctured the flesh and cut that tendony thingy that holds the penis in place. I was about 1/4 to 3/4 of an inch away from severing my penis from the inside. It took seven yes 7 stitches to reattach it properly......... this hurts. I then got two stitches to seal up the whole in my taint.... This hurts too. Walkin hurts, breathing hurts, peeing hurts. The funny part in this.... cuz there is always a funny part. My doctor gave me the option to cut the tendon completely and reattach it farther back, seeing as he was already in there and all.... This would have led to a longer penis.... I choose no. I choose no because I'm not, well I was near the front of the line when God was handing out penises. So yeah.... That's the funny part. Although at the same time having an offensively long penis would make for funny night s in the bar when I'm free............ My genitlas hurt and I'm going to bed. Was that a nice enough image for y'all? G'night.
1) My once broken back which is ridled with small fractures from arough life and arthritis.
2) My neck or head.
3) An arm or leg.
4) My genitals.
If you guessed genitals..... You'd be very, very right. You know how some people have mudscrappers out on their front step? Well today I was at one of those houses. This is a rich house, with fancy things. Even the mudscrapper is fancy. It's rought iron and has those fancy little spikes on it. You know like those cool gothy fences. Yeah well the middle on is longer than the rest. It goes right between my legs. You know that area of the man body know as the taint.... Yeah. Right there. it punctured the flesh and cut that tendony thingy that holds the penis in place. I was about 1/4 to 3/4 of an inch away from severing my penis from the inside. It took seven yes 7 stitches to reattach it properly......... this hurts. I then got two stitches to seal up the whole in my taint.... This hurts too. Walkin hurts, breathing hurts, peeing hurts. The funny part in this.... cuz there is always a funny part. My doctor gave me the option to cut the tendon completely and reattach it farther back, seeing as he was already in there and all.... This would have led to a longer penis.... I choose no. I choose no because I'm not, well I was near the front of the line when God was handing out penises. So yeah.... That's the funny part. Although at the same time having an offensively long penis would make for funny night s in the bar when I'm free............ My genitlas hurt and I'm going to bed. Was that a nice enough image for y'all? G'night.
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But ya... that sucks man. If you weren't on like house arrest and I wasn't kinda already allocated, I'd put on my nurse costume and come "tend to your needs"...
Are you gonna go out for Tokyoseven's birthday?
And you're not getting any pic till I get a topless one in my comments. That's how it works...
And the pic didn't work.