bixbygrendel

Fuck you christmas you dirty bitch. Who needs yah anyway. Season of joy and giving. Yeah, it is. It's joyfully giving me a FUCKING STROKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate this crap. My theory is that in order for any good to happen to any person bad must also happen to someone. You know that whole universe is balance crap. Happens to be an obsession of mine... Well, the best I could figure out is that every year at shit season when all those good things happen to people all around the world all the bad things get to happen to me. And yes. I am going to be a big whinny baby about it. I am gonna bitch about it. That's what you do when things suck. To sum up my view on the christmas season: Jesus was a pretty decent guy, his dad is an egomanical assfuck rash, and for a dude as hippy awesome like Jesus his birthday sucks. And historically is a hell of lot closer to easter. Way to steal pagan holidays Mr. Churh. What ever happened to thou shall not?


Dec 23 3:30 pm
Do you what people who give you frankincense are? ( now I mean frankincense... not frankincense "flavoured" incense but real frankincense) They are AWESOME!!!!!!! That's what they asre. Do you know how expensive that shit is? You don't well it's comparitive weight to money like weed. That's right. I got a quarter oz. of it...... It's gone. my place smells great though. I also got frankincense scented incense sticks.


Dec 23 8:25pm
The last time I watched Forrest Gump was 10 years ago. I was like always on blow. Today, I of course am not on blow. What I'm getting at is Forrest Gump is a pretty good movie.


Dec 25 2:26pm
Seriously. This holiday sucks.