bixbygrendel

So what's the proper protocol in this situation.

Self sees pretty new girl working at his local gas station/ smoke shop, thinks to self "Self, this is a very good next chase". Then Friend "A" sees same girl at a later time and thinks to himself "This one would make me stick around." Then Friend "B" meets her at a local Beer Parlour and hangs...
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So. No more dates with women who are named after the months of the year. Thank you for the time June... but if I wanted to be with someone who nagged me for being under house arrest for trafficking charges or for "making porno" then I'd date my freakin mom! Since that's not about to happen.... Thank god June's over and we're well into november....
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Lawyers cost too much. I should have become a lawyer.

P.s. Durka durka, Muhammed jy'had.

So. I think to myself, "Self, how am I supposed to do location shoots if I can't leave the apartment?" I then tell myself, "Self, where the hell would you need to do photo shoots in the snow?" I then realize that I... am dumb from time to time. So I need to remodel my other room to be a shooting room. This is the...
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I'm glad to say I am now accepting applications for models. I'm kinda lost without them after all. GO TEAM!!!!!!!!!!

So. I'm back. That's the only thing that matters. That and one of my favorite songs is Angry Chair by Alice in Chains and while lookin at shyte online I foun and angry chair. DADDY WANTS IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So today I learned that I'm wise and I have integrity. I took it as I'm a recovered addict and I have a short temper..... You'd have to have been there. Any way, this came up because Will, Anna and self were sitting around and asked Anna what was attractive about us. She said Will was the nice asshole (cop-out) and had lots of cool...
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So, It's official. Myself and my business partner are starting an erotica site. I'm gonna be taking so many fotos the sight of a naked woman is gonna piss me off......... Worth it.

Anybody wanna go to vegas? Free trips rule.

Happy 10th birthday Patricia.

Well, I lived through another one. Now to live through til the 7th is over. Ugh. I can't wait until the 8th. That means I get another year to get ready for it all again. Damn I'm strong. Yup, strong. I rule. Oh yeah! I got a camera. I like cameras.

25 years of mistakes, bruises, breaks and hurt. It's also been 25 years of bullshit, misery, heartache and hate. Sure I've had my share of laughs, loves, friends and orgasms. Sure, sure. Where are they now, here to watch my life crisp, flake and fade. Or have they gone away? I sit here left with holes in my body, ink in my skin. Two more...
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