bittergirl

Hey Hexe, hey Lotus! Start your very own recruitment campaign for Marry An American, a new Canadian movement.

And I quote:

"Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape. These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven. You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism."

Take the pledge! It reads, in part:

"I the undersigned, a Canadian citizen, pledge to liberate, through the legal and binding act of marriage, a willing citizen of the United States of America, of a gender of my choosing, and with one or all of the following political leanings:

-- discouraged Democrat,
-- reformed Republican,
-- apolitical with limited world-domination tendencies.

In addition, I promise to help my new Yankee spouse to adapt to life in the great white north, keeping them safe from (gratuitous) invasion of privacy, and to provide him/her with a reasonable supply of Timbits."

Ummm, honey? Some of the people who've already pledged are looking pretty good...

They even have an "aboot" page!