3

In spite of Trump's best efforts, the Mexican border wall only encouraged lateral thinking. So began the great Fosby War of 2019.

amorous:
this is funny! <3 hahaha
3

"I told you NOT to send me that picture of your cock on Snapchat."

amorous:
yessss!!!! lol!
caraphernelia:
I can relatde to that XD
4

"I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C Beams glitter in the dark outside the Tannhauser Gate. All these....moments....will be lost in time like.....tears in rain." - Blade Runner

6

"I'm the Doctor. I've lived over 2000 years. I've made many mistakes....and it's time I did something about that."

lillyth:
💙💙💙
6

"I'll give you this cookie if you're willing to rub topical ointment onto my taint."

5

1847- a young Donald J Trump constructs a wall between himself and his sister's room.

"When girls are coming over, they aren't nice. Girls are bringing tea cups. They're bringing dollies, they're bringing cooties. And some, I assume, are alright."

3

A kick in the teeth is good for some

A kiss with a fist is better than none