Some days I fancy I can actually feel the life leaching away from me like rain into soil. So many mistakes and so much that I'm not proud of. I seem to just add more with every minute and moment.
The universe creates genius, and then snatches it all back with impunity. We are left humbled, and the world becomes a little bit colder.
shake_the_disease:
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gravling:
You say true.
shake_the_disease:
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"It's structural perfection is matched only by it's hostility."
"I won't fail you. I'm not afraid!"
"Hmph. You will be. You will be."
"Ooo the searing kiss of hot lead. How I missed you!"
Dating can be an awkward game, especially in this era of smart phones, online dating and security. So if you fancy a lady, why not tie a bell to your cock so that she'll know when you're near? She will find this reassuring*.
*This won't be reassuring if you leap out from behind trees or are outside her bedroom window.
gravling:
Great - now I have Chuck Berry's "My Ding-a-ling" in my head.
And baby, I'm one of the very best.
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gravling:
I have a similar skill - it's called the ability to spend 5 minutes hunting everywhere for my glasses only to realise I'm actually wearing the damn things.
lillyth:
Totally have this skill! Also walking into stationary objects...
When you've finished watching Stranger Things, and you're left with more questions than answers.