bitterbynde

Some days I fancy I can actually feel the life leaching away from me like rain into soil. So many mistakes and so much that I'm not proud of. I seem to just add more with every minute and moment.

The universe creates genius, and then snatches it all back with impunity. We are left humbled, and the world becomes a little bit colder.

"It's structural perfection is matched only by it's hostility."

"I won't fail you. I'm not afraid!"

"Hmph. You will be. You will be."

"Ooo the searing kiss of hot lead. How I missed you!"

Dating can be an awkward game, especially in this era of smart phones, online dating and security. So if you fancy a lady, why not tie a bell to your cock so that she'll know when you're near? She will find this reassuring*.

*This won't be reassuring if you leap out from behind trees or are outside her bedroom window.

And baby, I'm one of the very best.

When you've finished watching Stranger Things, and you're left with more questions than answers.

In spite of Trump's best efforts, the Mexican border wall only encouraged lateral thinking. So began the great Fosby War of 2019.

"I told you NOT to send me that picture of your cock on Snapchat."