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Jealous, unreasoning, arrogant, fickle. I'm a black hearted bastard. That's not a problem....it's that it's taken me this long to realise it.

2

Fifteen years and I've finally....finally...figured out the ending to John Carpenter's 'The Thing'.

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Image result for people eating rocks

"Chewy, filling and nutritious. Rocks are this season's hot superfood." - Celebrity chef Pete Evans.

nonamenumberfive:
Yummm I hope that's organic free rangeĀ 
gravling:
When you ask for Rock Cakes, and something gets lost in translation. . .
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the Kings horses

And all the Kings men

Couldn't put Humpty together again

But that was ok, because Humpty was free range

And the King's men had one hell of an omelette.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but get off my lawn before this turns ugly.

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She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight

And I believe, in the morning

You'll begin to see the light

Then she kissed me and I realised

She probably was right

There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

- Paul Simon