bitchiekittie's SuicideGirls Blog

"By the time I'm through here, you'll be shitting candy canes! Chim chim cheree!"

I don't usually care much for the onion, but this one made me giggle.

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beta:

chim chim chereeeeeeeeeee!
ah, yes, edwards...
why can't someone cool
just be our vice president?
like, idunno, richard simmons?
at least he's genuine.
le sigh...

p.s. do you know who sings that love song about fucking that i posted earlier ? it's liz phair and the song dates to about 1,000,000 years ago. it's called "flower"

Oct 15, 2004

nail_boy:

the awesomeness that are your random quotes. I love it!!

Oct 17, 2004

nicked from money.cnn.com

Sinclair Broadcast Group, owner of the largest chain of television stations in the nation, plans to air a documentary that accuses Sen. John Kerry of betraying American prisoners during the Vietnam War, a newspaper reported Monday.

Sinclair has ordered all 62 of its stations to air "Stolen Honor: Wounds That Never Heal" without commercials in prime-time next week, the Washington Post reported,...
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iscout:

The indymedia story is extra scary. And then we criticize the Russians for shutting down newspapers and the Chinese for shutting down internet cafes. Are we any better?

And the other thing about confiscating servers is not "only" that they try to silence a news source but also that they confiscate logs and user profiles which intimidates people from participating in such alternative websites and coming out and organizing.

See ya all in Guantanamo.

Oct 12, 2004

I have absolutely nothing of value to say and no interesting links to offer today. I do, however, have some free time on my hands, which needs to be killed before I can allow myself to sleep.

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iscout:

1) who's voting?

I've been voting since before I was eligible to vote, I'm not going to miss it now.

2) have a secret you feel like sharing to this anonymous girl?

Sure. But this space is not anonymous.

3) if you suddenly had an extra $500 in your pocket, what would you do with it? and I don't mean what would you MEAN to do or what SHOULD you do with it, but what you would, indeed, most likely actually do with it.

$500??? Pffft

4) what's the most foul thing you have ever deliberately consumed?

I ate at McDonald's once.

5) who else is entirely loath to use smilies, ever?
Without

we'd be

Oct 11, 2004

kitschy:

Yes i am voting.

No secrets to tell. I try not to have secrets anymore.

$500? Well, shit, since its not enough to fly to New Zealand on, I'd probably buy Idjiit something nice and send the rest to Visa.

Mushrooms. Psychadelic mushrooms are absolutely foul! The outcome might be fun, but the eating is gross!

And no, I am not loath to use smileys. I like them very much!

Oct 11, 2004

just in time for christmas, you can buy the littlest of your loved ones the CSI: forensic facial reconstructive kit. and hopefully by the time the easter bunny hops on by, you can offer those precious little tykes a chance to finally discover the true origins of their parentage with the CSI: DNA laboratory.

in other fascinating news, one finds oneself forced to contemplate...
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starguitar:

I love Pas/Cal. Good taste.

Oct 6, 2004

nail_boy:

Well, there might be a few developments and all I can say is thank goddess for open relationships and open minded people!

Oct 6, 2004

warning: unsafe material for practicing catholics

symbolic silicon dildos

includes not only the devil and the grim reaper, but a jackhammer jesus and a diving nun. the last can conveniently be paired with a harness (not included) for strap-on fun!

I'm half tempted to offer jackhammer jesus at the (anonymous) family christmas gift exchange.

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beta:

i was a catholic school girl, and i officially state: those dildos rule.

sorry, i haven't been around much . for the first time in my life i've been (gasp!) busy.

Oct 4, 2004

nightmares:

Those are fucking great!

Oct 4, 2004

whoa. an interview regarding the memoirs of a ballerina, which seem to be, as stated in the article, not for the faint of stomach.

Alas, it is not particularly more interesting to learn that Ms. Bentley has saved the detritus of her anal lovemaking (with a fellow known simply as A-Man) in "a beautiful, tall, round, hand-painted, Chinese lacquered box." Hundreds of used condoms and...
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o2bnlove:

(eek! duplicate post!)

[Edited on Oct 01, 2004 3:34PM]

Oct 1, 2004

nail_boy:

Thanks for the birthday wishes, love, you are ever so sweet. I will definitely be showing my gratitude to you when 1983boy and I do our photoshoot in early November.

Oct 1, 2004

article from the baltimore sun (to log in and view the full story without registering, go to my beloved bugmenot for login info)

ANNAPOLIS -- Members of the State Board of Elections were surprised to hear reports today that Diebold touchscreen voting machines similar to those used in Maryland were found abandoned recently on a street and in a bar in Baltimore...

...Torre said the...
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nail_boy:

No, there was no nekkidness as it was at night and rather breezy. I do plan on going again during the day and swiming around in the ocean in the nude. It's a very free and wonderful thing. It makes you feel alive and unencumbered. And it's a nice, secluded place, too, so there's not a bunch of jackass googlers (or at least that's what I hear).

And don't be insecure about yourself. The human body is the greatest work of art ever created, in part because it is so variant, yet so the same. You don't have to worry about conforming to other's idiot ideals of what is beautiful, sexiness comes from being comfortable with yourself. Besides, as far as i can tell you're beautiful, so go live for yourself.

[Edited on Sep 29, 2004 10:56AM]

Sep 29, 2004

jumpsteady:

I want to be your vice president! Jumpsteady in '04!

Sep 29, 2004

inexplicably entertaining japanese appliance/toilet adverts.

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o2bnlove:

You dig Japanese stuff too!? Kick ass!!!!! Do you like Japanese food? Where's your fav sushi place? Of course you know about engrish.com. Are you going to Amy's party? Please say yes.

Sep 28, 2004

daemoncd:

hilarious!!! then of course, my curiousity got the best of me and ultimately led me to this angry shit, which had me rolling on the floor in tears.

Sep 29, 2004

I don't watch television and other than a few choice bands, a couple of particularly talented writers and a badass artist or two, I've never been able to be arsed to be much of a fan of anything or anyone. as such, I find fansites to be a bit foreign and sometimes morbidly fascinating. not because of the subject matter - I couldn't possibly care...
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poem:

You mean it's not just me??

I have invested, Id say, in at LEAST 30 tweezers during my lifetime, and they ALWAYS DISAPPEAR. Its like the tweezer Bermuda triangle.

Anyway, the movies were a BLAST to make

Of course, the spanking are real, and they really did hurt, but it wasn't torture or anything. I loved every one of my costars in both movies!

You should definitely take a look whn you get home. If anything, you'll at least get a kick out of it. The trailers are pretty funny

I guess they're hot if you're into spanking, though. hehe

Sep 27, 2004

o2bnlove:

lol! Lady, you kick ass! Sheeeit. Now you almost make *me* want to watch the fucking show. Almost.

Sep 27, 2004

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