I'm really pissed that there doesn't seem to be any photographic evidence of ann coulter's pie incident. I mean, HAHAHA! ann coulter, pied. awesome.
a tidbit of personal news: I celebrated my 30th birthday a little early with a party on saturday. I dressed as a naughty nun, complete with yardstick. I'll put up some pics as soon... Read More
I cannot be held accountable for any lasting damage that might occur after seeing I love eggs. which, though I am left shivering and disturbed, I really do love.
I have made the american hero pledge, wherein I pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and withhold sex from non-voters for the next four years. jumpsteady has agreed to help me uphold this solemn vow.
chim chim chereeeeeeeeeee!
ah, yes, edwards...
why can't someone cool
just be our vice president?
like, idunno, richard simmons?
at least he's genuine.
le sigh...
p.s. do you know who sings that love song about fucking that i posted earlier ? it's liz phair and the song dates to about 1,000,000 years ago. it's called "flower"
Sinclair Broadcast Group, owner of the largest chain of television stations in the nation, plans to air a documentary that accuses Sen. John Kerry of betraying American prisoners during the Vietnam War, a newspaper reported Monday.
Sinclair has ordered all 62 of its stations to air "Stolen Honor: Wounds That Never Heal" without commercials in prime-time next week, the Washington Post reported,... Read More
The indymedia story is extra scary. And then we criticize the Russians for shutting down newspapers and the Chinese for shutting down internet cafes. Are we any better?
And the other thing about confiscating servers is not "only" that they try to silence a news source but also that they confiscate logs and user profiles which intimidates people from participating in such alternative websites and coming out and organizing.
I have absolutely nothing of value to say and no interesting links to offer today. I do, however, have some free time on my hands, which needs to be killed before I can allow myself to sleep.
1) who's voting?
2) have a secret you feel like sharing to this anonymous girl?
3) if you suddenly had an extra $500 in your pocket, what would... Read More
I've been voting since before I was eligible to vote, I'm not going to miss it now.
2) have a secret you feel like sharing to this anonymous girl?
Sure. But this space is not anonymous.
3) if you suddenly had an extra $500 in your pocket, what would you do with it? and I don't mean what would you MEAN to do or what SHOULD you do with it, but what you would, indeed, most likely actually do with it.
$500??? Pffft
4) what's the most foul thing you have ever deliberately consumed?
I ate at McDonald's once.
5) who else is entirely loath to use smilies, ever?
Without we'd be
just in time for christmas, you can buy the littlest of your loved ones the CSI: forensic facial reconstructive kit. and hopefully by the time the easter bunny hops on by, you can offer those precious little tykes a chance to finally discover the true origins of their parentage with the CSI: DNA laboratory.
includes not only the devil and the grim reaper, but a jackhammer jesus and a diving nun. the last can conveniently be paired with a harness (not included) for strap-on fun!
I'm half tempted to offer jackhammer jesus at the (anonymous) family christmas gift exchange.
whoa. an interview regarding the memoirs of a ballerina, which seem to be, as stated in the article, not for the faint of stomach.
Alas, it is not particularly more interesting to learn that Ms. Bentley has saved the detritus of her anal lovemaking (with a fellow known simply as A-Man) in "a beautiful, tall, round, hand-painted, Chinese lacquered box." Hundreds of used condoms and... Read More
Thanks for the birthday wishes, love, you are ever so sweet. I will definitely be showing my gratitude to you when 1983boy and I do our photoshoot in early November.
article from the baltimore sun (to log in and view the full story without registering, go to my beloved bugmenot for login info)
ANNAPOLIS -- Members of the State Board of Elections were surprised to hear reports today that Diebold touchscreen voting machines similar to those used in Maryland were found abandoned recently on a street and in a bar in Baltimore...
No, there was no nekkidness as it was at night and rather breezy. I do plan on going again during the day and swiming around in the ocean in the nude. It's a very free and wonderful thing. It makes you feel alive and unencumbered. And it's a nice, secluded place, too, so there's not a bunch of jackass googlers (or at least that's what I hear).
And don't be insecure about yourself. The human body is the greatest work of art ever created, in part because it is so variant, yet so the same. You don't have to worry about conforming to other's idiot ideals of what is beautiful, sexiness comes from being comfortable with yourself. Besides, as far as i can tell you're beautiful, so go live for yourself.
You dig Japanese stuff too!? Kick ass!!!!! Do you like Japanese food? Where's your fav sushi place? Of course you know about engrish.com. Are you going to Amy's party? Please say yes.
we'd be 
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