bitchiekittie

for those of you whom I have alarmed in the past with my awful links to governmental misdeeds, please, I beg of you: don't look. it's like a fucking rejected 80's arnold schwarzenegger vehicle.

so, how are you? I mean, how were you before you read that? I'm feeling truly fucking dreadful.

the poll-less poll:

1. what do you think is your very best physical attribute?

2. what do you think is your very best personality trait?

3. and, finally, what do you think is your very best skill?

by "skill" I mean any skill, whether it is artistic, professional, etc, marketable or not. and by "best" I mean most useful, most highly developed, most unique, most...
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signalnoise:

1 - i think my smile

2 - that i'm easy going

3 - something academic-y i guess. reading, thinking about stuff.

Jan 22, 2005

jumpsteady:

1. Eyes, maybe.

2. I think I'm pretty funny sometimes.

3. I can make good espresso drinks.

Jan 26, 2005

spent the entire weekend relaxed. I am so insane.

hello; it's been a while. how are you?

I don't know if I've mentioned my crazy coworker (CC)before, but if not, I suppose this will be a good introduction: someone came into my office, which I share with CC, and mentioned the tsunami; CC said "well, maybe some good can come of it". and, like my crazy lunatic freak shitbeast coworker, it seems that there...
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grooveboi:

hey haven't talked to U in ages, how are you? happy new year

Jan 10, 2005

signalnoise:

re: problematic doctor/patient relationships. there was just this great piece in the chicago tribune about how more *women* are becoming doctors. and women doctors - in general - have better relationships with their patients; there is more communication and empathy. so, there are questions about how diagnosis might change in the future - maybe becoming mor accurate. i just thought it was interesting, in light of the discussion of people being afraid to talk to their practicioners as things are now.

Jan 12, 2005

the gallery of super-dudes

brass balls? I prefer mine sterling. won't be the first time I was wearing a pair!

I relate far too much to what this dude is saying. if he doesn't make you laugh, then surely you must smell of wee.

between this and this, I can't get as depressed as I'd like to be right now.

also, HAHAHAHAHAHA!...
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signalnoise:

your posts are like zen-internet ... great web sites, cool little comments. i feel enlightened now

Dec 14, 2004

kitschy:

Where do you find this stuff? Ballsies???? Lol! Love it!

Dec 19, 2004

LET THE CONVERSION BEGIN!

this is much more awful/funny to me than it has any reasonable right to be.

norritt:

i love jesus too... for dinner with cranberry sauce

Dec 8, 2004

surprise, surprise: bush's "no child left behind" act harbors a provision that requires public high schools to provide military recruiters with the personal information of all students, so that said recruiters can agressively, legally pursue kids, with or without their parents consent.

one top U.S. Army recruiter says "the only thing that will get us to stop contacting the family is if they call...
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signalnoise:

these are amazingly ridiculous developments .... argh. so frustrating!

Dec 2, 2004

jumpsteady:

The kids are still free to not join the military..This
disturbs me more:

"Alex Molnar, in Giving Kids the Business, cites several examples of free materials supplied to teachers. From lessons on counting chips, comparing volcanic eruptions to Gushers candies, using the scientific method to compare Prego and Ragu, videos on oil spills produced by Exxon, and environmental education compliments of Proctor and Gamble, kids are either taught to buy products or respect and appreciate the industry from which the information came."

I guess it's more irksome to me because you're pretty much aware of what the military is about by the time the recruiters come, or at least I was when I was 17 or 18, but instilling brand loyalty in a 7 year old in the name of public education seems pretty underhanded. What's next, Joe Camel teaches fractions?

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Dec 5, 2004

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nail_boy:

just thought id say hi while I have a few minutes! have a great thanksgiving hon!

Nov 25, 2004

stavrogin:

Thanks. I kept forgetting it was my birthday Saturday. I guess once you're past 18 and 21, they stop mattering.

Nov 30, 2004

cooking with cum, the only website which promises "This is a tasteful site about cooking with semen" along with numurous delectable offerings of recipes such as "jizagna" and "jello cum shots".

side note: I prefer it spelled as "come"

"ann coulter is actually a former drag queen from key west named pudenda shenanigans". har, har! and no, I'm not too grown to pick...
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tourettes:

The whole world is going to hell in a handbasket...... but its always still appropiate to kick Ann "I'm a stupid cunt" Coulter in the ass. Sorry, I kind of don't like her. How are ya?

Nov 20, 2004

signalnoise:

the world is an odd place. i think it works in our favor.

doctors are *really* interesting - there was a fair amount of work done a century (or so) ago on establishing them as "reputable." after all, there was a time when home remedies, quacks, and midwives competed pretty successfully with them. i'm all for modern science and medicine - but it does seem there should be a way to mitigate the amount of *control* and *information advantage* enjoyed by the medical profession. (especially since medicine isn't a pure thing - it's really influenced by social preconceptions).

Nov 21, 2004

educate yourselves of the dangers and you, too, can enjoy your prostitutes more freely

finally made it to the mutter museum this weekend (with jumpsteady, natch). my favorite items:

1. the jaw and a heart, each rendered transparent and injected with dyes to illustrate their inner workings, then encased in glass. I don't know how they do it, I have a mind like...
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kitschy:

Aw, Thanks! I'm glad to hear that you're deeply in love too! Congrats as well.

Nov 15, 2004

signalnoise:

huh. now i know what to watch out for when prowling for hookers...

that's like a PSA...

Nov 15, 2004

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