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puke puke puke puke puke
tell me again why I like drinking....

I'm sure it's the hangover that I most enjoy.

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tetsua:
Thanks for the soup, sorry I didn't make it to your party, I was going to but then my ride got too drunk.
zerogirl:
check it later, sweety, it'll be better wink
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I was told I was beautiful yesterday

this lady looked at me and kept saying something.. so I took out my earphones and she says, "you're beautiful"

then she looked at the sky and said it was beautiful..then the ground. She thought everything was.. I was just part of the big picture.

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rxqueen:
that sounds like something out of a movie.
you should write a book or something smile

kiss
thurmis:
i was at band practice and this lady that was walking through the halls of the practice studios that I go to walked up to me with a weird ass picture of jesus and says "Jesus is throwing a party, this is my invitation. you don't have one. you aren't invited."

i always have a weird story to compliment yours. crazy. surreal
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ok.. ever time I go out all night and have to work in the morning.. I don't make shit for money. This is not a good thing. NO MORE>> i'm not doing it again until next week smilenull
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optimistress:
oh btw, the pics of your apartment- soooo fucking cool
faithless000:
tomorrow night, d000d... and yeah, people seem to have abandoned the idea
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runelateralus:
I like picture stories...so fun!
azrael_abyss:
hahaha pouty's drunk tongue
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HAPPY NEW YEAR

the party was a lot of fun.. I'm still drunk.. but I have to be to work soon..

I'll post pics later of a lot of us having sex with baby new year (blow up midget doll) Nobody from SG showed up.. which is normal for people to say they are coming and not show. I have a lot of extra food...
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azrael_abyss:
Happy New Years sweetie! I'm glad you had a good time, and my husband and I REALLY wish we could have friggin been there. We probably would have if we were still in the states. Anyway, don't drink too much tongue Remember alcohol last for a long time tongue
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FEAR....

THIS IS WHAT I FEEL

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thephantomvi:
Aw, it's going to be okay. You'll see.
maeda:
well.... at least you could say that you got pussy for new years....
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Tomorrow is New Years Eve

you know what that means.. some of you bastards are coming over here. smile I look forward to meeting you. For those who can't make it.. THAT SUCKS!!!!

lmao.. I'm listening to White Horse


if you wanna ride, ride the white horse.
if you wanna be rich.. you gotta be a bitch.

Well.. I have lots to do today.. so I'll...
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thephantomvi:
Ah yes, I will be there. I grew my beard back this month so i pretty much look like my profile pic again. Not sure if I can stay the whole night--the pre-wife has a friend coming in from St Louis so we might have to meet her at some point. Then again, we might go ahead and ditch her....
Oh, and my real name's Wade....
dopalganger:
If I were 1,300 miles closer I would totally come.
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Does anybody else smell Astroglide?
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thurmis:
i think it smells like teen spirit

sorry, i saw an opening...but not a manhole
runelateralus:
Nope. Smells like cocker spaniel here. Damn dog.
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Holy Hangover Battman

I went to Neo last night expecting to leave at 2ish so I would be able to get up at 7am so I could make it to work. Well, next thing I know the lights came on and it was 5am. I was having so much fun, that I didn't want to stop drinking and dancing. Well... it's now 9:40 and I...
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matt_organic:
Oh, I know it. You better believe I know it. Come here so I can smack your ass, baby.

ooo aaa
matt_organic:
Hard fucking raw ooo aaa sex.
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why was that guy hitting his head on the train? Did it feel good? Was he mad at himself? Killing the inner demons that plague him?

I'm sure it's the same thing the guy was taking a swing at when I walked by this morning. Nothing there that I could see. Did he really see somebody? And if he did.. did he get the sonuvabitch?...
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_6deana9_:
hi, sweetie* your comments alwayz brighten my day smile
thurmis:
i don't know, but on Cermak and Clark, there is a guy that rolls out in front of cars in a wheel chair and jumps onto their hoods. i'm guessing it's some sort of plot for the person to get out of their car while it's still running and someone jumps out of the nice new bushes/trees/flowers that they put into the middle of the roads and steals the car. i knew those things would come in handy.