Wednesday Feb 11, 2004

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Yesterday I got a phonenumber handed to me and asked to dinner. In most cases this would be great. Except it was a man who did it.

Let me explain why

I go to this store and buy clothes all the time. The same guy helps me everytime I go there.. He calls me "his personal ken doll" The store is closing through summer and relocating after that. So.. everything is 50% off. I buy tons on clothes there and have been for about a year now.

yesterdays shopping trip:

price sale my price
$100 $50 $20
$100 $50 $10
$20 $10 $10 frown
$30 $15 free for my b-day

btw.. feb 16th is my birthday. Don't forget..

now... I just got $250 worth of clothes and I only paid $45 with tax included.

I guess letting him play dress up with me and a lil flirting pays off... but leaves me with a moral question...

a. should I go out to dinner with him but make sure he understands that I am straight and nothing else will happen.

b. Just be thankful that somebody has a crush on me that also can get me hella deal on clothing.

c. When I go back tell him thank you for all you've done for me.. but I don't think dinner is a good idea

and this one if for the smartasses like myself would answer

d. just give him a handjob.

now.. for kitty kitty


The true love of my life.
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thurmis:
do you ever watch frasier? there was an episode where something like that happened. except it was that guy from star trek being gay. i watch too much late night tv.

i would go for the dinner and a handjob idea. maybe once you give him the 'full release' he'll give you an even better discount.
thephantomvi:
hmmm.... a or b. I had a friend who would hang out at a gay bar because of the free drinks guys would by for him, the tell them he was straight at the end of the night. Kind of a shady strategy, but it got him drunk for free....
Dude, the walkie-talkies are sooo cool--1960s 'Space Patrol' from Radio Shack. I feel like Flash Gordon. Without the Queen soundtrack.....

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