bitchboi

I'm thinking my day was worse than yours... unless somebody died. I was at work an hour when my stomach felt like there were razorblades pressing tight against it.. My boss quickly called for an ambulance to come get me.. I felt like I was going to die.. I couldn't stand up and I was screaming in pain.. So.. I get to the hospital and it calms down from a level 10 pain to a level 8.. back down to a 6 and then back up to a 9 again.
Back and forth for 2 hours and then WHAM~~~~~ NO PAIN... wtf.. after the tests (urine,blood,xrays,EKG and I forgot the other) they came up with my results.

Dr: "on paper you are perfectly healthy"
Me: "Well.. that explains everything doc"

So now I sit here with a bunch of those sticky things with metal on them they use for the EKG.. the nurse didn't want to take them off.. because she said it would hurt too bad and to take them off in the shower. lmao.. I have 12 places to plug things into myself.. If you can think of any weird lil fetish you may have that includes snaps on a bald guy.. let me know.