OK... first.. there was this waitress I gave my number to about 3 months ago.. she said she'd call me.. but never did. I saw her again about a month ago and she gave me her number to call her. I called her but no call back.
this is where the twist comes in...
My friend just called me. His girlfriend is a stripper at a club here and that girl came in there a couple nights ago. With who? Her girlfriend of 2 years. She said she really liked me... but.. we don't bat for the same team if ya know what I mean. Now why in the fuck didn't she just tell me she was a lesbian? I think that would be easier than exchanging numbers. Or... tell me she is involved if she didn't want to disclose her sexuality to me. I think it's funny and feel better its not me.. it's my penis that turns her off. the shitty part is, she has to be the best prospect of a date I've had in 4 months.
ok.. I'm still opening up the phonelines for available women.. please call 1.773.832.@#$*
this is where the twist comes in...
My friend just called me. His girlfriend is a stripper at a club here and that girl came in there a couple nights ago. With who? Her girlfriend of 2 years. She said she really liked me... but.. we don't bat for the same team if ya know what I mean. Now why in the fuck didn't she just tell me she was a lesbian? I think that would be easier than exchanging numbers. Or... tell me she is involved if she didn't want to disclose her sexuality to me. I think it's funny and feel better its not me.. it's my penis that turns her off. the shitty part is, she has to be the best prospect of a date I've had in 4 months.
ok.. I'm still opening up the phonelines for available women.. please call 1.773.832.@#$*
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azrael_abyss:
you should, i'm on
matt_organic:
Maybe she thought you'd think it was a line to put you off? Maybe she meant 'like' in a platonic way? Or maybe she wanted to sleep with you? So many possibilities, but any way you look at it if she's attached you're definately better off out of any compromising situations.