I gotta tell everybody about this conversation I had with this girl sunday night at the bar.. it was fuckin great...
her: so I see you got a lot of tattoos...
me: yeah
her: so are you like punk rock or something..
me: prolly not much anymore... not like I was when i was young..
her: so you're a poser now.. with all those tattoos.. and you're not even punk rock...
me: I never said I wasn't punk rock.. I just said I'm prolly not as punk rock as i was a few years back..
her: can I see your tattoos..
her: wow those are cool.. too bad they're pussy tattoos... everybody knows that tattoos on your arms don't hurt...
me: oh yeah.. let me see your tattoos
her: oh... well I only have one... but it's on my hip.. get one on your hip.. and then you can talk to me.... do you have any that aren't on your arms
me: well I have some on my back and legs.. and one on my kidneys..
her: oh your kidneys.. well I guess that's not too bad.. it's still not tough...
me: and then there's the one on my lip..
her: huh?
me: on my lip....
her: what
me: (I show her the tat)
her: oh my god that's disgusting...
new topic
her: so are you registered to vote..
me: yes I am
her: are you a republican..democrat.. independent..what?
me: I'm actually a registered republican..
her: are you fucking serious.. oh my god.. how can you be a fucking republican
me: I never said I was republican.. I said I was a registered republican..
her: so you're like a fuckin nazi or something... (she said this as her bulldyke friend came walking up)
me: excuse me...
her: all republicans are nazis..
(as you can tell.. we never really discussed politics or tattoos.. just the fact that she thinks that I"m a pussy.. and that all republicans are nazis.. she was like 20.. so she probably didn't know much anyhow)
new topic...
her: so do you have any gay friends..
me: not close friends...
her: so you're a homophobe..
me: well I'm at the frikkin hi lo aren't I
her: well you're proably just here to pick up chicks... all guys are homophobes....
that's pretty much the conversation.. somehow at the end..
none the less..... she gave me her number and told me to call her.. she wants to go out some time...
I kinda giggled... and tore up the napkin as I walked towards the door... vince vaughn style....
her: so I see you got a lot of tattoos...
me: yeah
her: so are you like punk rock or something..
me: prolly not much anymore... not like I was when i was young..
her: so you're a poser now.. with all those tattoos.. and you're not even punk rock...
me: I never said I wasn't punk rock.. I just said I'm prolly not as punk rock as i was a few years back..
her: can I see your tattoos..
her: wow those are cool.. too bad they're pussy tattoos... everybody knows that tattoos on your arms don't hurt...
me: oh yeah.. let me see your tattoos
her: oh... well I only have one... but it's on my hip.. get one on your hip.. and then you can talk to me.... do you have any that aren't on your arms
me: well I have some on my back and legs.. and one on my kidneys..
her: oh your kidneys.. well I guess that's not too bad.. it's still not tough...
me: and then there's the one on my lip..
her: huh?
me: on my lip....
her: what
me: (I show her the tat)
her: oh my god that's disgusting...
new topic
her: so are you registered to vote..
me: yes I am
her: are you a republican..democrat.. independent..what?
me: I'm actually a registered republican..
her: are you fucking serious.. oh my god.. how can you be a fucking republican
me: I never said I was republican.. I said I was a registered republican..
her: so you're like a fuckin nazi or something... (she said this as her bulldyke friend came walking up)
me: excuse me...
her: all republicans are nazis..
(as you can tell.. we never really discussed politics or tattoos.. just the fact that she thinks that I"m a pussy.. and that all republicans are nazis.. she was like 20.. so she probably didn't know much anyhow)
new topic...
her: so do you have any gay friends..
me: not close friends...
her: so you're a homophobe..
me: well I'm at the frikkin hi lo aren't I
her: well you're proably just here to pick up chicks... all guys are homophobes....
that's pretty much the conversation.. somehow at the end..
none the less..... she gave me her number and told me to call her.. she wants to go out some time...
I kinda giggled... and tore up the napkin as I walked towards the door... vince vaughn style....
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riottsiren:
we could guard his body.....like lay over it with our own...and protect it from other girls....rub all over it...make it smell just like us...so when they came around....they would just say..."gross Russell smells like a girl" 
....wait is that protecting...or masturbating??
....wait is that protecting...or masturbating??
siara:
strange grrl!! .. hehe.. that rules that you ripped up her number.. i hope she saw!!!
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