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MY GOSH WEARING A WIG IS GOOD FOR YOU
My gosh me and johnny spandex are in shock from the comments my last blog got i went from a paltry three to 20 yikes Johnny was aghast



WEEKEND VIST OF THE LUSH PURPLESIAMESE

So misspurplesiamese came to visit the sinners this weekend which was cool.After getting on the train the wrong way which sucked she finally landed in Leeds at 10 oclock so Friday night was takeaway pizza and vodka.
We went to the beautiful gothic haven that is Whitby bay on Saturday a quaint yorkshire seaside town which homes Whitby abbey where supposedly Dracula was based for a holiday i wonder if he booked it with bloody VIRGIN all inclusive??.
It was fucking cold my face went blue and we trawled the fantastic gothic cloth boutiques and had amazing crab sandwiches which rocked.Finally we succumbed to Britains sub artic conditions and headed back to a traditional boozer for a awesome meal.
The night out shall be rememebered for the following
THE CATCHPHRASE BUZZER
MR TEETH
THE MAGIC MILF STICK

So my local haunt has some cool rock cover bands on but its a shame the boozer is full of 40 year old rejects lol.Caz was taken back by the roy walker lookalike at the bar from the famous catchphrase show my legendary berrrrrrrrrrrshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuu BUTTON NOISE resonated through the venue half the night.
There was plenty rock milf around one which had fishnet tights with a white skirt who looked like a readers wife crossed with Pat Butcher scary.
Then there was MR TEETH whos teeth transfixed me they beamed acrss the room like some siren beckoning me onto the rocks.
Now its a crying shame that cazza is single she is a goddess and she was the pub babe magnet attracting the attention of a rather fine david essex lookalike which she seemed to take offence of me mentioning it


But she and chrissy looked hot as ever


We left the pub and i found the milf stick which was a branch that seemed to be attracted to ugly milf rock chicks i was amazed with its powers yikes
Sunday it was shopping hell and this is hell incarnate

WOMEN ENTER BUT THOU SHALL NOT SEE THEM AGAIN TILL THE ENDS OF TIME

Finally she got the train back to Nottingham is was grand seeing the leopard skin clan goddess thanx babes for coming up to see us(thats if you read this).
We purchased some cool gothic prints for the bedroom from the us of a this week which ruled



So thats it and its snowing as i type grrrrrrrrrr i hate snow
Finally check outrobsilver ,s blog with his immense sleaze grinding rock Pistol kixx for him in ultra live action im off to lust on some psw ass see ya later
mr sinn