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NEW YEARS EVE ERR WAS A RIOT LOL
I got me and my gal tickets for our local now i go in on a tuesday and wednesday to play pool so been in friday on kareoke nights so didn,t know what to expect.
WRINKLE CELEBRATION
My gosh the pub was full of people over 50 years of age all the men had shirts on and smelled of xmas aftershave.There was enough gold lamee sequinned tops to put a transvestite to shame!!! man this was gonna suck

LET OLD IN THIS CASE VERY OLD AQUAINTENCES BE FORGET
Fucking hell highlights for me were seeing a betty off corination street lookalike who looked horrified to be asked what the hotpot of the day by my mate.
A slapper with the skirt round her waist gets frisked by her boyfriend at the bar yikes.
The amazing catfight in the carpark when some slapper took offence to my mates girl laffing at her for being drunk ending up in a fistycuff god women fight well.

I walked home passed many a intoxicated soul my neighbour was rucking with his friends over girlfriend is a whore claims so i just mooched inside watched GIANNA MICHAELS videos and crwled up to be bed night over.

So happy new year to ya all