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DONT DRINK TO MUCH
DONT SING NAFF AT THE KAREOKE
DONT KISS SOMEONE PASSIONATELY YOU SHOULDN,T
DON,T PEE IN THE WARDROBE
DON,T GET TANGLED UP IN THE WASHING WRAPPED UP IN LEFT OVER XMAS WRAPPING PAPER
DON,T PRETEND TO BE TAWNY KITEAN AND SING IS THIS LOVE WHILE DENTING MY BONNET ON MY CAR
DON,T GO TO THE TOILET WHEN ITS YOUR ROUND
DON,T TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE GUY WITH THE WIG ON
DON,T DANCE TO ANYTHING YOU REMOTELY HATE
DON,T EAT SOMETHING THAT TAKES YOU OVER THE I CAN,T DRINK STAGE ANYMORE
DON,T SPIN THE ROOM THATS FUCKING NASTY
DON,T STAND OUTSIDE THE PUB FOR 3 HOURS WAITING FOR A TAXI
DON,T PEE IN A BUILDING SITE PORTALOO THEN FIND YOU CAN,T GET OUT CAUSE SOME FUCKERS TURNED IT OVER
DON,T THROW UP IN THE DOGS BOWL
DON,T SHIT YOURSELF
DON,T PACE YOURSELF TILL ITS 12 O CLOCK FUCKING NOT COOL
DON,T WISH STRANGERS A HAPPY NEW YEAR
DON,T FORGET WHERE YOU PARKED THE CAR FOR THE MORNING AFTER
DON,T BANG THE NEW YEAR IN INTOXICATED RATHER EMBARRESSING IF YOU CUM BEFORE THE SEVENTH BONG OF BIG BEN,

ERRRR WAIT A SEC I HAVE DONE ALL OF THE ABOVE WELL MY OTHER HALF HAS TOO SO THESE ARE PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES TO GET YOU AND YOUR CHUMS THROUGH TONIGHT

ENJOY BE MERRY AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YA ALL