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If I was ever a standup comedian this would probably be one of my bits, and I'm probably going to hell for this.:

So why does it seem that Christians need so many salespeople working for them? Do we need people flyering our cars and leaving booklets in gasstation restrooms, like that's going to be the point we decide to turn into Christians? When I'm...
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who doesn't have one of these myspace pages anyways?

It's the year 2006. Why do I get called a freak for having a fucking mohawk?

So as far as I know today's a day to wear green and drink a lot. So I got lots of green on, now it's time to get drunk right?

This song strikes a chord with me this week:

Bloodhound Gang: Pennsylvania


We are "cop rock" we are screech
We are z. cavaricci
We are laser removed
Tasmanian devil tattoos

We are third string we are puck
We are special people's club
We are the half shirts with
Irreverent spring break top ten lists

We are munsoned we are squat
We are flashing twelve o'clock...
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grrrrr

http://suicidegirls.com/members/birdie/

There can be only one!

I was going to post about my new computer and how awesome it is, but instead I'll post this because Manegga auralpleasure said I should do it.

7 Things I Want To Do Before I Die:

- Get Married
- Visit Disneyland Paris and the new one in Beijing so I can say I've been to every Disneyland/world
- Be in a real band
-...
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hey hey hey, thank you for the birthday wishes. The 26th wasn't a big deal, but I did go to work, go home, go have a few beers at Chuck E Cheese and then had a few more beers at home and fell asleep promptly at 11pm. (I had to be at work at 4am on my birthday).

Also I haven't been around online much...
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