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Boxwine is a peculiar thing. It's a step above bumwine, but way less classier than cheap beer. But I guess I do like to try everything at least once.

Perk of the ol' job? (I'm still employed there, but it's partime now. I've been mostly picking my own hours)



This walks into my store, and my first thought is "tits... awesome" and then she opens her mouth. White trash inccarnate, this girl is cursing her mom over the phone about not having a job and not liking any of the apartments her and her boyfriend are looking at. This girl isn't dressed like this to be sexy, she's dressed like this because she's a dumb skank. Before I could even fathom some sort of creepy redneck girl slapfest fantasy she turns around and pulls up her pants and looks like this...



now this picture was taken AFTER she pulled her pants up.

How odd huh?

P.S. I've been cleaning out the closet and turning that into my new recording studio. Be prepared to hear tracks from THE WORST BAND ON MYSPACE: name pending.