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Things I've done since my promotion at the Gas Station...

Thrown out a customer
Used every explitive known to man, plus some to describe one of my co-workers
Wrote 8 haikus about gas stations
started writing a sonnet about convinience store restroom ettiquette.
Drew some very funny pictures
Gotten a raise
found a tablet of Oxycodine
reveled in tales of the different colors my hair has been, and my urine...
have started working on flyers for the night I "DJ" at the gas station
Broke a CD player with a hammer
showed up to work hungover
used the women's bathroom a few times, once to block another woman from entering completely.
Tried to explain to my boss with Sarah Vowell is super hot
Tried to explain to my boss why I don't wear white socks
explained to my boss what a Haiku was.
explained to a few customers what a haiku was.
drew a picture of Steven Colbert being anally raped by a bear

I've had a productive few weeks, sorry I can't share it with all of you!