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so umm, hi how are you doing?

work sucks more than a three cent whore. I'm minutes away of just walking out instead of giving a proper two weeks notice. I don't want to be unemployed though.

Being sick sucks more than a three cent whore.

I've decided that I'm going to create the worst band on myspace.com. wish me luck!

If I was ever a standup comedian this would probably be one of my bits, and I'm probably going to hell for this.:

So why does it seem that Christians need so many salespeople working for them? Do we need people flyering our cars and leaving booklets in gasstation restrooms, like that's going to be the point we decide to turn into Christians? When I'm...
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who doesn't have one of these myspace pages anyways?

It's the year 2006. Why do I get called a freak for having a fucking mohawk?

So as far as I know today's a day to wear green and drink a lot. So I got lots of green on, now it's time to get drunk right?

This song strikes a chord with me this week:

Bloodhound Gang: Pennsylvania


We are "cop rock" we are screech
We are z. cavaricci
We are laser removed
Tasmanian devil tattoos

We are third string we are puck
We are special people's club
We are the half shirts with
Irreverent spring break top ten lists

We are munsoned we are squat
We are flashing twelve o'clock...
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