Tuesday Jul 13, 2004

0
2 x MHL pints
one 12 yuengling
1 quart of hurriane malt liquor

32 + 32 + 12 = 76 ounces of beer,

viva my conan group with no members.
auralpleasure:
Officially your fourth member.
auralpleasure:
btw, like your haiku for the day

Monday Jul 12, 2004

0
Subj: SG: Group application
Date: 7/12/04 7:08:29 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: DONOTREPLY@suicidegirls.com
To: mockbomb@aol.com
Sent from the Internet (Details)



Hi supernerdcore

Your application for the group Conan O-Brien has been declined.

The reason for this could be that there is already a group that covers the topic you proposed, or that it wasn't considered suitable for the site.

SuicideGirls
http://suicidegirls.com/

This mail was sent...
Read More
auralpleasure:
So, um...the TV group already covers this then? Or is there another Conan O-Brien group we both don't know about...?
stina:
hahahaahhaha
conan o brien is soo ugly.. but so many ladies want his shit.
smile xox

who would you rather fuck
conan or umm... tom hanks.
Ill go with tom. haha smile

Monday Jul 12, 2004

0
Goddamn! I finally have internet access and power again. (Yesterday my neighborhood was struck by a storm that knocked out power in the entire area). So I had no power for about 20 hours, and that means some of my food in the fridge went bad and I couldn't watch HOME MOVIES last night, and getting drunk in the dark is no fun.

Saturday Jul 10, 2004

0
Man I'm up waaaay too early. So I think I'll waste my time playing bushgame and drawing a few new SFF comics.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
arsenic:
haha... I get it. wink
auralpleasure:
what is bushgame?

Friday Jul 09, 2004

0
I'm so glad it's Saturday. Nothing to do but watch cartoons in my underwear and watch movies with my girl!
auralpleasure:
um...dude...it isn't saturday... surreal

Wednesday Jul 07, 2004

0
If you aren't reading my comic by now, you should be.Super Fight Fight!!!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
adora:
Thank you for the sweet comment!! kiss
auralpleasure:
Thanks my man...getting to it. This has the potential to be so messy.

Monday Jul 05, 2004

0
So I've been having this theory that real artists are total inept losers and dorks and nothing like the hipster types people find so cool. If your life is revolving around a particular art form (music, comics, looking at naked women, basketweaving etc) that there wouldn't be space in the human mind to develop things like social behavior. Einstein used to not comb his hair...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
jadednerdgirl:
Ha.... I guess I might fall under that category. I keep waking up, feed my animals, sometimes eat, then do my work on my computer for awhile and then halfway through the day realized I haven't showered yet. when I went to school up north I wouldn't leave the studio for days at a time... let alone remember to do anything else. ARRR!!! blah blah blah
auralpleasure:
yay for drawing comics...if you lived anywhere near here, i'd totally want to hang out with you.

Sunday Jul 04, 2004

0
Remember kids today's a day to celebrate how a bunch of rich white landowners didn't want to pay their taxes so they sought out their freedom by trying to commit genocide on the indigenous people and smoke marijuana.


yay genocide. Light your fireworks, and if you have the time, light your flag too. George Washington would have wanted it that way.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
auralpleasure:
yeah! fuck July 4th! Actually some guy came up to my 4th of July picnic that was comprised of mostly Asian Americans and tried to give some religious coin to us. He asked us what language we wanted it in. Asshole! Haha. Anyways I'm back and ready to spend hours at SG! Um...did someone say Jigglypuff?
auralpleasure:
Hey, I just read all of the journals since I've been gone and I have two things to say. Yes you should write 300 + Haikus. And i really dig the whole ounces system of drinking.

Thursday Jul 01, 2004

0
So as a heavy drinker I think I've decided to regulate my consumption of alcohol by the ounces of beer I drink instead of by the standard "how many drinks have you had" right now I'm betweeen 50-60 ounces of consumption. which is basicaly a quart of malt liquor (Florida has a law forbidding 40oz, so a quart [32oz] is the largest quantity of beer...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
hangmansdaughte:
You gotta love a boy thats into thug life.
love ARRR!!!
richard_:
Holy goddamn shit!!!!! Jacksonville Florida indeed..... I worked at Cecil Field (???) for a couple of months back in 88 or 89. Saw a semi full of chickens crash on the freeway, half-dead drumsticks were staggerin around the road lookin dazed and utterly confused... What a trip! Thats my most memorable memory of the place... That, and the fact that me co-pilot couldn't get a haircut because he was black. Stayed at the Admirable Bimbo Hotel, and we rocked the fuckin place!

Wednesday Jun 30, 2004

0
I was thinking the other day, I should write more Haiku. I haven't posted any Haiku I've done in forever, and I was thinking "man wouldn't it be awesome to write a haiku for every SG on here?" then I said to myself, "Man that's too much" now I'm wondering if I should take on the task, or just go back to writing "half-assed haikus"
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
emilyrocks:
it depends. on whether or not i'm on the road. i yell at people and flip people off all the fucking time.

damn slow ass mutha fuckas...
day:
thanks for the comment blush kiss xoxo

Tuesday Jun 29, 2004

0
update on events:

I twisted my ankle or shin or something the other night and i'm in a load of pain, and it makes working so much shittier.

Our store got hit by lightning on Friday night and it's messed up most of our machines so it's making work days slower since people can't buy lotto tickets or some other things.

I can't wait for...
Read More
emilyrocks:
lightening, eh? that's pretty exciting... terrible shame that people can't buy their lotto tickets. whatever will they do?

Sunday Jun 27, 2004

0
Word of Advice: Never play a show the same night as a Dave Matthews wannabe band. Also for anyone who likes Dave Matthews wannabe bands, you should get a drug addiction and die because you're fucking useless to musical culture.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
devastator:
haha, why do those bands suck so much?

oh yeah. heh.
emilyrocks:
i actually enjoy good charlotte. have since highschool. but i don't pretend that they're actually punk or whatever. i'm not quite that deluded...
Join Now to see more