Little-known-Facts about me:
1. I can lick my own nipple.
2. I write my signature with lowercase letters like e.e. cummings
3. I once got to rock a stage with Vanilla Ice and Cadillac Blindside, and they were awesome moments in my life
4. I didn't start liking poetry until my sophomore year in college
5. my knees crack all the time when I bend...
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1. I can lick my own nipple.
2. I write my signature with lowercase letters like e.e. cummings
3. I once got to rock a stage with Vanilla Ice and Cadillac Blindside, and they were awesome moments in my life
4. I didn't start liking poetry until my sophomore year in college
5. my knees crack all the time when I bend...
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Sorry about last night's post. I don't think I could have thought of 20 not-so-known-facts that weren't more along the darker side of my psyche. When I work on this list again I'll think of 10 more positive facts.
20 facts? here's a start
1. I used to suffer from anorexica nervosa in highschool
2, I still think I'm fat
3. I have nightmares about regretting my mother and my multicultural background
4. I like Vanilla Ice wwaaaaay too much
5. I still have nightmares about work
6. One of my biggest worries in life is becomming an alcoholic
7. sometimes my fantasies scare...
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1. I used to suffer from anorexica nervosa in highschool
2, I still think I'm fat
3. I have nightmares about regretting my mother and my multicultural background
4. I like Vanilla Ice wwaaaaay too much
5. I still have nightmares about work
6. One of my biggest worries in life is becomming an alcoholic
7. sometimes my fantasies scare...
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weetzie:
This was a very bold approach. That's cool.
For the record, I always thought your haiku-ing was a skillful endeavour. I'm kind of sad that you stopped.
For the record, I always thought your haiku-ing was a skillful endeavour. I'm kind of sad that you stopped.
auralpleasure:
is the second half going to be rosy?
Which males do you fantasize about sexually? (feel free to ignore this)
I know it's no consolation, but I think you're awesome.
Which males do you fantasize about sexually? (feel free to ignore this)
I know it's no consolation, but I think you're awesome.
I feel like I'm back in a bit of a rut. I think it's because I got sick on saturday and all I am doing currently is sleeping, working and laying on the couch. Luckily I have tomorrow off. But no Halloween plans. 
auralpleasure:
last year I spent Halloween playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas...so worth it.
Honestly, for me SG is a little more hollow knowing there might never be another Claudia or Neko set.
Honestly, for me SG is a little more hollow knowing there might never be another Claudia or Neko set.
Wow, I've been in this apartment for over a week now and we're still not entirely unpacked. The place is looking a little more like a home though. I kinda feel weird having the computer in the bedroom though. It just makes it so much easier to wake up and just log on to look at boobies.
Saturday I saw some friends I haevn't hung...
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Saturday I saw some friends I haevn't hung...
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auralpleasure:
dude...Neko is gone. Whoa.
auralpleasure:
and wait...when did Claudia get archived?
Officialness...
First I'm officially moved into my new apartment, and it only took three days of moving shit. and more importantly I officially "popped the question" and even more importantly, she officially said "Yes"
First I'm officially moved into my new apartment, and it only took three days of moving shit. and more importantly I officially "popped the question" and even more importantly, she officially said "Yes"
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auralpleasure:
I assume the four posted above (including me) are the mainstays of your journal.
weetzie:
HOLY FUCKING CRAP! CONGRATULATIONS!
Love is a many splendored thing and all that... but the important thing is now you'll be getting laid until you die.
Thanks for the super fab haiku, too.
Love is a many splendored thing and all that... but the important thing is now you'll be getting laid until you die.
Thanks for the super fab haiku, too.
Today is the Day
that I make the six mile trip
to a better life!
In the last two years since I've lived in this apartment, I've seen a lot of trucks bring people in, and take people out. I always wondered why people left so frequently. I know why we move in, because the rent is supercheap, and we're not too far from conviniences...
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that I make the six mile trip
to a better life!
In the last two years since I've lived in this apartment, I've seen a lot of trucks bring people in, and take people out. I always wondered why people left so frequently. I know why we move in, because the rent is supercheap, and we're not too far from conviniences...
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jonnytrrrash7:
i had no idea you lived in such a pit.........enjoy the better life in a nicer place, you guys!!
Toys R Us liked me! They didn't give the ol' "You're Hired Speech" but they discussed pay, and hours and are working on getting me started in orientation A.S.A.P. so unless I'm mistaken I think I just got hired!
and I celebrated by getting very drunk and very naked and took pictures that I don't know who should or would want to see...
and I celebrated by getting very drunk and very naked and took pictures that I don't know who should or would want to see...
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zeinab:
Heey, we have the same birthday
jadednerdgirl:
boo 
Golly gee willikers so much has been going on this past week I should list it now. I'll even do it in that oh so trendy +/- style because just saw someone do it earlier this week, and I really have no imagination today.
+ Toys R Us wants me for a followup interview.
- If/when I get hired it'll only be parttime/seasonal so I'll...
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+ Toys R Us wants me for a followup interview.
- If/when I get hired it'll only be parttime/seasonal so I'll...
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jonnytrrrash7:
so if you are hired by toys-r-us, i can get you to snag me all the exclusive shit, yes?? 
ugh, hangovers...hope you have recovered by now....!
ugh, hangovers...hope you have recovered by now....!
jonnytrrrash7:
so if you are hired by toys-r-us, i can get you to snag me all the exclusive shit, yes??
ugh, hangovers...hope you have recovered by now....!
ugh, hangovers...hope you have recovered by now....!
Toys R Us called me back, and I have an interview at 5. Everyone cross your fingers for me please!
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pandora:
Yep, I remember you. You said I had nice tattoos. Maybe I will see ya next weekend sometime when I'm back on that side of town. 
You said I had nice tattoos. Maybe I will see ya next weekend sometime when I'm back on that side of town. 
marlowe:
good luck!
life is just draining me right now.
I'm moving soon, the packing and the preparing is draining me
Work is still draining me
Job hunting is draining me, I wish some company would call me and say "hey we'll hire you"
beer is draining me too... mmmm beeer
I'm moving soon, the packing and the preparing is draining me
Work is still draining me
Job hunting is draining me, I wish some company would call me and say "hey we'll hire you"
beer is draining me too... mmmm beeer
auralpleasure:
the beer isn't draining you, it's just making you go to the bathroom...which is draining you, but you're refilling in between pit stops...if that makes any sense.
pandora:
Hey there. Are you the guy I saw in the 2 different gas stations in 2 days? Or what place was it? Yep, that probably was me...Marlboro Ultra Lights... Had no clue anyone much from my town was on here. ttyl
Is it just me, or has the whole world just turned upside down and inside out?
weetzie:
It's definitely not just you.
oh and i completely agree with #15