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Golly Gee Willikers what a month!

Right now it's on a downnote where I'm spending almost $500 to replace some brakes on the ol' car. Of course life could be worse, I could be the homeless guy I had picked up by the police because he was speaking in tongues and rooting through our garbage in between passing out in front of our door.

Everything...
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too bad these entries don't have titles, mine would be "a big black lady gave me a bearhug..."

and it was all the joy I could imagine it would be.

Today was a busy day at Toys R Us, which is a huge shock because we were out of almost everything. Even shopping bags, and gift cards. People were fighting for the most trivial shit,...
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I wish people understood just how difficult the service industry was, then they would probably yell at me less.

One of the greatest things about life however is that I can blow a kiss to my fiancee from another room, and she can hear it and blow me one back. it warms my heart

Happy Holidays!

All I want this year
to remove that underscore
from my username!

after six long days
I have my single day off
it's not enough time

my three days a week at Toys R Us, is awesome. I'm never stressing out, I have fun and laugh and crack too many jokes. It's the three days at the gas station that wear me out. However I'm finally going back to increasing my CD collection. I think I went...
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I'm alive and well. Just working like 50 hours a week or something. I dunno the details.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

I haven't really celebrated this holiday in about 3-4 years. Today I'll be working from 2:30-10:30 then I'm going straight to bed so I can be up at 4:30 to work at Toys R Us for this crazy "Green/Black Friday"

I'll have a Turkey sandwich today, and Beth and I are planning our big meal for either Friday or Saturday, or if...
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My first day of Toys R Us went off like... gangbusters? I would write a super long entry describing the whole situation, but I'll just write it in haiku form

I show up on time
to find my training buddy
is coming in late

what confusion comes
instead of working the floor
I'm on REGISTER!

I think I did well
for I learned the register...
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Wow it's been a little while since i've been on here. and I missed Drake's set??? oh no! Wow such a hot set too.

I officially start at Toys R Us tomorrow and I'm really psyched and really scared. I've been working at a job that I've mastered, and I'll be going into almost entirely new territory. I'll be learning a lot in the next...
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I love the confused look on a customer's face when they hear The Residents or The Blue Meanies or Ugly Casanova when they enter my gas station.

I start Toys R Us next week!

I never know playing DDR could be so much fun. Last week I purchased Dance Dance Revolution: Mariomix or whatever it's called for my fiancee. She wanted it so she can start working out because she's getting a free gym membership and doesn't want to look totally unfit before going. So I've been playing the game a little bit with her, and I started having...
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