birdie_

grrrrr

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There can be only one!

I was going to post about my new computer and how awesome it is, but instead I'll post this because Manegga auralpleasure said I should do it.

7 Things I Want To Do Before I Die:

- Get Married
- Visit Disneyland Paris and the new one in Beijing so I can say I've been to every Disneyland/world
- Be in a real band
-...
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hey hey hey, thank you for the birthday wishes. The 26th wasn't a big deal, but I did go to work, go home, go have a few beers at Chuck E Cheese and then had a few more beers at home and fell asleep promptly at 11pm. (I had to be at work at 4am on my birthday).

Also I haven't been around online much...
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Things I've done since my promotion at the Gas Station...

Thrown out a customer
Used every explitive known to man, plus some to describe one of my co-workers
Wrote 8 haikus about gas stations
started writing a sonnet about convinience store restroom ettiquette.
Drew some very funny pictures
Gotten a raise
found a tablet of Oxycodine
reveled in tales of the different colors my hair...
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Something I'm learning this year: Gay guys love me.

It started with a few guys flirting with me in my youth, and a few homosexual-style weird moments coming together, but in the past few weeks guys are hitting on me like I'm the hottest freshest piece of manmeat around and I'm not sure how to take all this. I'm of course flattered, and only a...
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I've been having this thought dwindle in my head. When did I start liking the song "Beat Surrender" by the Jam? I've owned my copy of Snap for about 6 years now and I ussually listen to the CD all the way through, but my mind kinda phases out somewhere between Strange Town and Town Called Malice. I've always liked the jittering guitars and Paul's...
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I stole this from Jommytrrrash7


What do you like more Kisses from my Beth


If you had to make a speech on national TV tonight what would you speak about?

Convinience stores destroying the middle class


If you could have one band play a private show on your birthday, what band would it be?

I would love to make "that dog." get together just for...
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Why do I always feel sad after getting such awesome deals on CDs? Is it because everytime I'm lucky to buy 9 cds for $6 it's because that particular CD chain is going out of business? Or is it that I just get way too excited when I get an awesome deal on Freddy Fender, and The Coasters?

. o O (Cuando muero el dios de la esperanza de I me hace un tamale)

*I'm in a silly mood tonight, since I'm awake.

It's been a crazy year so far. Toys R Us let me go because they didn't have enough money to keep more than two people. I was hurt, and kinda dissapointed but they want me to come back again because they really liked having me around and I really liked being there. So if I don't apply there in a few months, I'll definitely be...
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Gosh i feel like such a hermit. What do I do anymore?

Happy New Years everyone!!!!

Potential Resolution?: Never get between a woman and her tittyjuice.

Actual Resolution: To devote more time to comicking and learning to make art.