AHEM!!!! I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE I'VE ADOPTED A NEW THEME SONG TO MY LIFE!!! You know you love this song. Digital Underground, yo. It fits perfectly.
Aight stop whatcha doin'
cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style
that ya used to.
I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see
so listen up world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather...
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Aight stop whatcha doin'
cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style
that ya used to.
I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see
so listen up world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather...
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Tomorrow, we will see what I have learned from the past.
It will be put to good use.
It will be put to good use.
jivesucka52:
Hey. First off, Heather told me you wanted to try and get this zine going so I emailed her. Welcome aboard. I don't know what I'm doing so we'll throw ideas around and all that jazz...
What are you doing tomorrow? As long as you don't repeat the past's mistakes then you should be fine. Good luck in whatever you're doing.
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What are you doing tomorrow? As long as you don't repeat the past's mistakes then you should be fine. Good luck in whatever you're doing.
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Hmm! She responded:
I totally understand and respect what you are saying.....I have had some bad experiences as well and I don't indulge in it too often.......I was just being honest with you that it is a temptation of mine....I actually prefer just drinking because coke usually makes me too emotional........so It has been like two weeks since I have touched it but I understand...
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I totally understand and respect what you are saying.....I have had some bad experiences as well and I don't indulge in it too often.......I was just being honest with you that it is a temptation of mine....I actually prefer just drinking because coke usually makes me too emotional........so It has been like two weeks since I have touched it but I understand...
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onefoolishline:
i love it when you call me big papa.
i wanna get tea or something. where are you?
i wanna get tea or something. where are you?
letigre:
300 pound butch? yikes! thats a whole lotta woman. hehe.
never give up. the girl is out there. love will find you.
never give up. the girl is out there. love will find you.
Ha, no response from Audrey. I think I may have embarassed her. Oh well.
Brain says, truthfully, factually, and in concrete blocks of realization, that there is no such thing as love, merely electrical impulses in your head. Brain also knows that cruelty is mathematically the majority of the outcomes in your dealings with people, as every human being wants the greatest good for themselves....
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Brain says, truthfully, factually, and in concrete blocks of realization, that there is no such thing as love, merely electrical impulses in your head. Brain also knows that cruelty is mathematically the majority of the outcomes in your dealings with people, as every human being wants the greatest good for themselves....
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crazydasaint:
Another reason to love BFemme: compared to her (and maybe three other people on the planet) I'm a sunny idealist!
Love is a state of mind, like anger or happiness. Are anger and happiness not real because they only exist in your head? Or not real because they don't last forever? They all affect your behavior, so they have concrete effects in the world.
You can't look at somebody drinking themselves into a bleary teary stupor, or dancing down the sidewalk, or going to a dance class when they have the grace of an especially clumsy walrus -- can't see people acting in extraordinary ways they never would otherwise -- and say that there's no such thing as love.
Love isn't always pretty, sure. It isn't always selfless. It doesn't always make us more generous or giving or understanding. It doesn't always make us better people. It's a powerful emotion, with the ability to raise or lower us with more power than most anything else out there.
Love is very real, and frankly somewhat terrifying.
Love is a state of mind, like anger or happiness. Are anger and happiness not real because they only exist in your head? Or not real because they don't last forever? They all affect your behavior, so they have concrete effects in the world.
You can't look at somebody drinking themselves into a bleary teary stupor, or dancing down the sidewalk, or going to a dance class when they have the grace of an especially clumsy walrus -- can't see people acting in extraordinary ways they never would otherwise -- and say that there's no such thing as love.
Love isn't always pretty, sure. It isn't always selfless. It doesn't always make us more generous or giving or understanding. It doesn't always make us better people. It's a powerful emotion, with the ability to raise or lower us with more power than most anything else out there.
Love is very real, and frankly somewhat terrifying.
bionicfemme:
1) This journal has drawn out some of the most interesting responses i've ever seen...i'd never thought about things the way Olivia put it before. I feel better thinking about things that way.
2) lol@crazybob...see, I am painfully an idealist, Which is why this love quest hurts so badly. I really do believe, in all honesty, that I could spend the rest of my life with someone and never get tired of them, grow with them, and build something special with them, but I keep in focus that the world doesn't want that, generally. We are living in an age where we not only have microwave mac and cheese, but EASY mac and cheese, for people who are just too darn inept and impatient to wait like five more seconds. Nobody wants to invest the time into building something with another human being. We are living in mass produced, consumer culture. Why have one love when you can have several new ones every month? I'm from an age of chivalry. I believe in vowing and pledging and fighting for what is right, I believe in true love, etc. But that then also means i'm lost, from hundreds of years behind everyone else.
2) lol@crazybob...see, I am painfully an idealist, Which is why this love quest hurts so badly. I really do believe, in all honesty, that I could spend the rest of my life with someone and never get tired of them, grow with them, and build something special with them, but I keep in focus that the world doesn't want that, generally. We are living in an age where we not only have microwave mac and cheese, but EASY mac and cheese, for people who are just too darn inept and impatient to wait like five more seconds. Nobody wants to invest the time into building something with another human being. We are living in mass produced, consumer culture. Why have one love when you can have several new ones every month? I'm from an age of chivalry. I believe in vowing and pledging and fighting for what is right, I believe in true love, etc. But that then also means i'm lost, from hundreds of years behind everyone else.
Step 1 to constructing Lafemmebionique 2.0:
Be aware that you're a catch and don't deserve less than what you ask for. Don't be afraid to push away anyone who falls under the bar.
Dear Audrey,
So I got to thinking...listen, I think you're really a very beautiful woman and very sweet, but i've had really bad experiences in the past dating women involved with drugs....
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Be aware that you're a catch and don't deserve less than what you ask for. Don't be afraid to push away anyone who falls under the bar.
Dear Audrey,
So I got to thinking...listen, I think you're really a very beautiful woman and very sweet, but i've had really bad experiences in the past dating women involved with drugs....
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antiprincess:
Whoo-hoo for a brave and smart (imho) Bionicfemme!
At this time, I'm leaning toward going to Rebel Girl with you. What kind of music do they play? And would you call their drinks expensive? (Tiffy is a poor, unemployed college student who, nevertheless, would prefer a little alcohol to grease the wheels of her shyness).
And I'm sure it doesn't matter much, but based on the pic, I agree w/ Grrlhavoc. I didn't think she was especially good looking. But you and I may have different tastes.
At this time, I'm leaning toward going to Rebel Girl with you. What kind of music do they play? And would you call their drinks expensive? (Tiffy is a poor, unemployed college student who, nevertheless, would prefer a little alcohol to grease the wheels of her shyness).
And I'm sure it doesn't matter much, but based on the pic, I agree w/ Grrlhavoc. I didn't think she was especially good looking. But you and I may have different tastes.
crazydasaint:
Wow, that was much better handled than I could have pulled off... go you!
GOD SAVE MY SOUL. PLEASE!!!!! I AM BEGGING YOU! IF YOU EXIST, INTERVENE!!!!
I think Audrey will be another psycho. You see, when I talk to a girl there are certain...clues that tip me off that I somehow always ignore. When the clue tips me off, a string quartet emerges in my head and plays a shrill three note number that only shows up in...
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I think Audrey will be another psycho. You see, when I talk to a girl there are certain...clues that tip me off that I somehow always ignore. When the clue tips me off, a string quartet emerges in my head and plays a shrill three note number that only shows up in...
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morgan:
my favourite excuse for canceling dates/appointments:
"my grandmother suddenly burst into flames the other day"
"my grandmother suddenly burst into flames the other day"
lighthammer:
Okay, so you do realize that any one of those little snippets of conversation could have taken place in a REALLY bad sitcom, right?
Run. Run like the wind. This sounds like the kind of woman who would try to fix a broken toaster with a fork. While it's still plugged in. While standing in a big puddle of water.
Run. Run like the wind. This sounds like the kind of woman who would try to fix a broken toaster with a fork. While it's still plugged in. While standing in a big puddle of water.
So I have a date this thursday with Audrey. I talked to her on the phone a little and she seems alright. I hope everything will be OK and she won't turn out to be another psycho to add to "The List." Ack. Only god knows why I keep doing this, lol.
I do it for you, all for you...they make good stories.
I do it for you, all for you...they make good stories.
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prettyb0y:
Be careful, please. Bartender/Sales worries my paranoid ass, but the rest of the salon profile sounds like a spring rain. Hell, I'd be jealous.
antiprincess:
Good luck. My last semi-blind date turned out alright, in the sense that she wasn't a serial killer or anything, but we never really talked again. On the bright side, she wasn't a 40 year old man who locked me in his basement. 
Would that top secret "Cafe______" night be coming up soon? Did I maybe see a posting on CL about it recently? (Recently be fairly loosely defined.) You and me definately need to go out on the town some night. You can show me the ropes, and we can bat our eyes until cute girls buy us drinks.
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Would that top secret "Cafe______" night be coming up soon? Did I maybe see a posting on CL about it recently? (Recently be fairly loosely defined.) You and me definately need to go out on the town some night. You can show me the ropes, and we can bat our eyes until cute girls buy us drinks.
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"May I buy you a fith thandwich?" 
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bionicfemme:
Whoohoo! I am officially "smoove" with the ladies.
onefoolishline:
my dear, you truely are the ladies man.
edited because: FISHYNETTIES TODAY!
bow chickabowow!
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edited because: FISHYNETTIES TODAY!
bow chickabowow!
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*In the voice of God*
It is finished. And it was good.
MY EROTICA PIECE FOR SG IS FINISHED!
I am awaiting O's instructions as to where to send it...hmm...maybe i'll pop up on a new girl week, just not naked!
Are you excited? Are you excited?
Do you want me like I want you?
The thought of hundreds of people jacking off to my...
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It is finished. And it was good.
MY EROTICA PIECE FOR SG IS FINISHED!
I am awaiting O's instructions as to where to send it...hmm...maybe i'll pop up on a new girl week, just not naked!
Are you excited? Are you excited?
Do you want me like I want you?
The thought of hundreds of people jacking off to my...
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morgan:
But i wanna see it NOW! *stomps feet*
straykitten:
OOooOoOoOOoOo YAY!!!!
I have been too hard on this city and the lesbians in it. The documentary today that I was in was a lot of fun, we went all over Castro and The Mission and showed the camerawoman where the grrls are. We filmed the front of the first lesbian bar I ever snuck into *sniff! wiping tear from eye*. You know, I feel guilty for...
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johnny_crotchrot:
Fascinating.
onefoolishline:
ah ha! there's my bfemme. fuck eminem in his stupid ass (no, really that wouldn't funny).
you will have everything you want in this world; you deserve everything you want in this world...
next friday. can i be your groupie?
WHO ELSE WANTS TO BE BIONIC GROUPIES? I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!
please apply within
(got the hair done...hotcha cha cha and huzzah.)
you will have everything you want in this world; you deserve everything you want in this world...
next friday. can i be your groupie?
WHO ELSE WANTS TO BE BIONIC GROUPIES? I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!
please apply within
(got the hair done...hotcha cha cha and huzzah.)
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in tha girls pants
and I even got my own dance.
- i love that part
I WANNA SEE THE DANCE!!!
I love that song! they actually played it at some dance I went to in 8th grade. I think it was the only song I actually danced to.
so I am back in the States. I'll have to tell you all about the amazing adventures. but for now all I can say is...Scottish girls, yo! mmmmmmm
*goofy grin*
*hugs!*
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