Caption 4: The apocalypse starts tomorrow, so I might as well club hard tonight!
First one who grabs my ass gets a prize!
First one who grabs my ass gets a prize!
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Caption 3: I'm too lazy to think up a new one, so i'll just be coy.
So this is how I came out to my dad.
"Blah blah WWII blah" -My dad
"Dad, it really bothers me that you always talk about people getting blown up, etc and start crying about it every time we talk. You never really listen to what I have to...
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So this is how I came out to my dad.
"Blah blah WWII blah" -My dad
"Dad, it really bothers me that you always talk about people getting blown up, etc and start crying about it every time we talk. You never really listen to what I have to...
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grrlhavoc:
hey glad to hear the date went well...hopefully yu wont have to vaporize this one after a few dates.
bionicfemme:
Eh, I'm not even sure if that was a date or not, i'm still kinda confused. I think she might just want to be friends.
In any case, she seems like a really cool person! I think I just want to be alone for a while, until I figure out what to do.
In any case, she seems like a really cool person! I think I just want to be alone for a while, until I figure out what to do.
Caption 2: Fuck off to the second power, hee hee *snort*
P.S. I just told my dad i'm gay last night AND I went on a date with a functional girl an hour ago!
I've got to run and do homework, so i'll talk about it later...
P.S. I just told my dad i'm gay last night AND I went on a date with a functional girl an hour ago!
I've got to run and do homework, so i'll talk about it later...
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g_felix:
Hey Bionicfemme,
You tease! Details! We want DETAILS!
You tease! Details! We want DETAILS!
prettyb0y:
I wouldn't let you push my glasses up. I don't know where that finger's been.
In honor of the craptastic hackings AND Valentine's Day coming up, i've decided to do my own DIY theme week in which I flip off the world in various ways.
Now ya got the new girls AND me flipping you off from different angles.
W00T!
Caption 1: Nothin' says luvin' like a gesture that says fuck off.
Now ya got the new girls AND me flipping you off from different angles.
W00T!
Caption 1: Nothin' says luvin' like a gesture that says fuck off.
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grrlhavoc:
hey i need your help w something...log onto aim when u get a chance
fallen1carus:
very nice. fuck off to valentine's day.
V-Day= V for vomit. V for VD.
I HATE VALENTINE'S DAAAAAY!!!!!!!
And no more of this pining away for Sonny and Cher-esque relationships. In the end, didn't even THEY break up?
DEATH TO LOVE!
I am going to make an entire mixtape called " 'Feint' of heart" full of angry, hateful anti-love songs!
I've got to get ready and then go out to meet my...
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I HATE VALENTINE'S DAAAAAY!!!!!!!
And no more of this pining away for Sonny and Cher-esque relationships. In the end, didn't even THEY break up?
DEATH TO LOVE!
I am going to make an entire mixtape called " 'Feint' of heart" full of angry, hateful anti-love songs!
I've got to get ready and then go out to meet my...
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giga_geo:
can i stalk you?
if not, it's ok.. i understand.
*hangs head with rejection*
if not, it's ok.. i understand.
*hangs head with rejection*
fred:
So you're having some computer shenanigans huh?
Let me know what's up, and I will put my geek powers to the test.
Maybe someone from my group "freenix" might know what's up with that.
We'll have to apprehend the Kuwaiti terrorists that are responsible for hijacking your secret lesbian writings.
So you're having some computer shenanigans huh?
Let me know what's up, and I will put my geek powers to the test.
Maybe someone from my group "freenix" might know what's up with that.
We'll have to apprehend the Kuwaiti terrorists that are responsible for hijacking your secret lesbian writings.
Ok, so here's what happened yesterday.
So I went to the interview, and the office was located deep in the heart of The Mission. ACK! I was accosted by at least 10,000 nasty old Mexican men that would yell things like "Ay Mami" or "Oh, that hair" at me. My fists stood at the ready retaining their previously taught Taekwondo moves.
HIYAH!!!
I reached the...
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So I went to the interview, and the office was located deep in the heart of The Mission. ACK! I was accosted by at least 10,000 nasty old Mexican men that would yell things like "Ay Mami" or "Oh, that hair" at me. My fists stood at the ready retaining their previously taught Taekwondo moves.
HIYAH!!!
I reached the...
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grrlhavoc:
im single wanna fuck???
grrlhavoc:
YAY...come to houston now!
Driftwood in my sea of thoughts
...they play music together...
...he wants me to be his hero, but I don't want to hear about people who were violently maimed in WWII anymore. The man doesn't even want to get to know me at all. He doesn't even know i'm gay...
...what if I make an ass out of myself at this interview? I want this...
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...they play music together...
...he wants me to be his hero, but I don't want to hear about people who were violently maimed in WWII anymore. The man doesn't even want to get to know me at all. He doesn't even know i'm gay...
...what if I make an ass out of myself at this interview? I want this...
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volkov:
I just get the image in my head from the movie HOOK. when the BF Peter Pan is swordfighting the evil oppressive Capt. Hook and he's saying all these bad things about how Peter is nothing and will be nothing...and then the little lost kids just say..."I believe in you"
sappy yes. but really...I think there's quite a few of us out here who can't help but believe in you.
you can get it together. *circle snap and head waggle* you already got it goin' on!
but yeah....it's good to breathe.
*hugs*
v
sappy yes. but really...I think there's quite a few of us out here who can't help but believe in you.
you can get it together. *circle snap and head waggle* you already got it goin' on!
but yeah....it's good to breathe.
*hugs*
v
redskull:
we need employment update report.
you need Kung Fu Action Theatre.
you need Kung Fu Action Theatre.
The agent provacateur goes unnoticed.
Big girl Bionic concentrates on getting the job on Friday.
Big girl Bionic concentrates on getting the job on Friday.
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grrlhavoc:
Mt Olive Jalapeno Baby Dills....perhaps the bestest pickle in the world????
Yes..i do think so
[Edited on Feb 06, 2003]
Yes..i do think so
[Edited on Feb 06, 2003]
emperor_tane:
Good luck
Tane
Tane
The entire world is going to end on Valentine's Day.
Isn't that the day that the weapons inspectors are going to give their evidence to the U.N. council?
I always knew that holiday was bad news.
It's about a week and a half away. I will be made the brunt of mocking couples worldwide, and then we'll probably go to war. DOH!
With the upcoming...
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Isn't that the day that the weapons inspectors are going to give their evidence to the U.N. council?
I always knew that holiday was bad news.
It's about a week and a half away. I will be made the brunt of mocking couples worldwide, and then we'll probably go to war. DOH!
With the upcoming...
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volkov:
I don't feel like I can advise you too well here. but if it were me. I'd either ignore it, or respond in such a way as that the person would know that, while I was not ignoring them, they would do better to let me alone.
last Valentine's Day I was in frezzing rain shooting a machine gun. the year before that one I was just showing up for my first day of boot camp.
this year...I'll be packing for a much needed vacation.
St. Valentine can take his day and shove it up a downward pointing orifice for all I care.
if I've ever enoyed that day, it's been on my own terms.
so fuck Hallmark and fuck your local florist....I mean...if she/he is cute that is. ;-D
v
last Valentine's Day I was in frezzing rain shooting a machine gun. the year before that one I was just showing up for my first day of boot camp.
this year...I'll be packing for a much needed vacation.
St. Valentine can take his day and shove it up a downward pointing orifice for all I care.
if I've ever enoyed that day, it's been on my own terms.
so fuck Hallmark and fuck your local florist....I mean...if she/he is cute that is. ;-D
v
bionicfemme:
I already did.
She's the one who writes me the emails.
lol.
She's the one who writes me the emails.
lol.
She wrote me again to say she is sorry. I told her to never come back, and she did. But i'm not opening this door. I'm going to turn off all the lights and pretend i'm not home.
I will ignore the love I have for her, the strongest love I have ever felt for another human being in my entire life.
This is the...
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I will ignore the love I have for her, the strongest love I have ever felt for another human being in my entire life.
This is the...
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requiem:
Go to L.A. with me.
volkov:
when we meet up for coffee, I'll show you some neet Marine Corps Martial Arts mojo.
I'd tell you to stay strong, but I don't think you need that. you've got enough metal in your soul keep your bones from collapse.
v
I'd tell you to stay strong, but I don't think you need that. you've got enough metal in your soul keep your bones from collapse.
v
Tane
well I am too far away and too late to be grabbing your bootay....not that I would anyway....
but you still get a *HUG*
v