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Tuesday Aug 20, 2002

Aug 20, 2002
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A day of reflection. Christina gave me a ride today in her big, red truck (ok, c'mon, is this not the dykiest vehicle one can own? She must be turned.) She had a stuffed animal duck in her truck and I was making it talk to her like a puppet, she laughed and showed me that pretty smile of hers. Wow, she is so straight it hurts.

And Angela still hasn't called. Ouch.

I found the best personal ad ever and this woman must be my bride. Observe:

Hello From Bucharest Pritty American Girl

Hi! I am from the Bucharest. I come to work on farm in new country. I like the man and the women long time. But today I go to the girl for the love. I like big girl like me. With one eyebrow and little mustache. You have the big leg? I like. Like to pet the hair on the big leg.

I like shop. My favorite shop the one with brown dress. When I am dress nice I wear the tan dress. Father say too sexy lady for the man. But I no Care cause I like the women today.
I like to eat the cheese from my goat Ruschev on the cracker I mill in tower.
I am 19 with the blond.
The America girl is so pritty. I like the Christie Brinkley. Come to talk at me. I want meet the woman and make the love as you say. Very soft hay bed.

Dobriy vecher


She MUST be my bride. Mwa ah aaaaah


VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
dia:
Okay. That was SO written by some fucked up serial killer....
Aug 21, 2002
bionicfemme:
LOL nooooooooooooo!!!!!
Aug 21, 2002

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