"Your eyes are so beautiful...I saw them all the way from the other side of the cafe. I just wanted to suck them out of your head. But not in a spooky Jeoffrey Dahmer way. You know, in a sexy way." -Actual pick up line used on me a couple of days ago by some guy
Yep, that really happened. Points for creativity though. Right up there with the guy last summer who told me I looked like I was from outer space and we should get in a rocket ship to fly off so we could shoot asteroids together.
Angela (straight girl) was supposed to call me back for our date or whatever the hell it is. I think she's going to flake on me. I guess it's understandable, she is obviously afraid of dealing with her sexuality and I understand it if she chickens out last minute. I guess it still hurts a little though, I liked her but didn't get my hopes up. Oh well, I am a big girl, I can take it. Roaaaaawwwwrrr!
Today is the last meeting of my writer's workshop. I'm sad! I would take it again while in school, but it costs too much money and I don't even have a job lined up yet. We are having a pot luck and I think I will bring hemp soda because that would be funny, to bring hemp soda to a "pot" luck. Sorry, that's the English major in me looking for bad puns in life.
I MUST make Margaret Cho my lover. You don't understand. Who in the hell needs a degree in English, I now know what I want to do with my life. I wanna date Margaret Cho! N actually met her in person one time and Cho told her she was hot. But then again, in the Notorious C.H.O., she says she thinks bulldykes that look like John Goodman are hot. So I guess she was justified in thinking N was attractive, lol. Yep, I saw the Notorious C.H.O. last night and I can't remember laughing that hard in a long time. I especially think her jokes are funny if you are Asian-American because she really tells it like it is and you just KNOW people in your family that act just like she does in her impressions.
Oh shit, I forgot to tell you guys the most disgusting thing that happened to me a couple of days ago. I was at home, eating mangos with my mother for breakfast, right? So my grandmother comes in and randomly says **In heavily accented Filipino voice** "Look! I am becoming a lady!" and lifts up her shirt, thereby FLASHING ME!!!! I screamed like I was being murdered and choked on my mango, while my mother yelled "Mom! Mom, what are you doing? Put your shirt down!!! The window is open, people can see you!"
For the love of GOD, that was the most horribly obscene thing I have ever seen in my life!
Yep, that really happened. Points for creativity though. Right up there with the guy last summer who told me I looked like I was from outer space and we should get in a rocket ship to fly off so we could shoot asteroids together.
Angela (straight girl) was supposed to call me back for our date or whatever the hell it is. I think she's going to flake on me. I guess it's understandable, she is obviously afraid of dealing with her sexuality and I understand it if she chickens out last minute. I guess it still hurts a little though, I liked her but didn't get my hopes up. Oh well, I am a big girl, I can take it. Roaaaaawwwwrrr!
Today is the last meeting of my writer's workshop. I'm sad! I would take it again while in school, but it costs too much money and I don't even have a job lined up yet. We are having a pot luck and I think I will bring hemp soda because that would be funny, to bring hemp soda to a "pot" luck. Sorry, that's the English major in me looking for bad puns in life.
I MUST make Margaret Cho my lover. You don't understand. Who in the hell needs a degree in English, I now know what I want to do with my life. I wanna date Margaret Cho! N actually met her in person one time and Cho told her she was hot. But then again, in the Notorious C.H.O., she says she thinks bulldykes that look like John Goodman are hot. So I guess she was justified in thinking N was attractive, lol. Yep, I saw the Notorious C.H.O. last night and I can't remember laughing that hard in a long time. I especially think her jokes are funny if you are Asian-American because she really tells it like it is and you just KNOW people in your family that act just like she does in her impressions.
Oh shit, I forgot to tell you guys the most disgusting thing that happened to me a couple of days ago. I was at home, eating mangos with my mother for breakfast, right? So my grandmother comes in and randomly says **In heavily accented Filipino voice** "Look! I am becoming a lady!" and lifts up her shirt, thereby FLASHING ME!!!! I screamed like I was being murdered and choked on my mango, while my mother yelled "Mom! Mom, what are you doing? Put your shirt down!!! The window is open, people can see you!"
For the love of GOD, that was the most horribly obscene thing I have ever seen in my life!
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prudence:
i forgot to mention that the '69, dude' after my profile's 'favorite sexual position' is actually just a quote from 'bill & ted's excellent adventure.' i really prefer to take turns, since i can't walk and chew gum at the same time- that is, it's too difficult for me to concentrate on both giving and receiving head, even though both get me hot.
prudence:
i'm your current crush?! yay!!!!!!!!! i'm gonna go jump up and down and giggle now!
