Ok, so I know I just wrote a journal like an hour ago, but I am trying desperately not to do my homework, so i'm going to update it yet again. Since I reiterate today is Cinco De Mayo and one year since I broke up with Natalie, i'm issuing a declaration of independence/standards i'm asking for in a chick from now on.
From now on:
As funny as this sounds, (especially to the guys reading this) NO MODELS. I have dated 3 models, and amateur actresses, had 'em all, and they are always crazy drug addicts, plus conceited. Not dealing with it. SG's are different from regular models, they are funny and smart. I'd make an exception if an SG had the hots for me...
. *Puts on Cher from clueless feather boa* AS IF!
No drug users. Pot and alcohol is OK, but that's it. And socially at that.
Older women only. 25+ is ideal. Nobody my own age or below, ever.
High to middle femme. Just...because i'm picky.
Hmm..they still have to have butch chivalry as a high to middle femme.
Lesbians only, or bisexuals who are completely out and have been out for a minimum of three years. I'm not putting up with this experimental crap anymore.
HUMOR! I am never dating an unfunny woman again.
Intelligence. I am also never dating a stupid woman again.
Periodic dorkiness. Ok I know that sounds funny, but who wants to be with someone who can't act like a dork every now and then? I wouldn't want to be with someone who was cool all the time.
Periodic coolness. I want someone who likes to go out dancing and have fun sometimes.
An interest in literature, or at least a tolerence of me blabbing on about my writing occasionally. None of this, "Buhhhh I don't read" shit.
Rules:
No second dates with women that seem psychotic on the first one. They probably won't change in the span of a week.
No thinking I can't leave a girl because there's nobody else out there.
No fucking anyone who won't call me their girlfriend.
No waiting 300 years to talk about where we are headed out of fear and
No putting up with drama or needless shit because I think things will go away on their own eventually.
It's a lot of stuff to adhere to, but I should be asking for these things, right?
From now on:
As funny as this sounds, (especially to the guys reading this) NO MODELS. I have dated 3 models, and amateur actresses, had 'em all, and they are always crazy drug addicts, plus conceited. Not dealing with it. SG's are different from regular models, they are funny and smart. I'd make an exception if an SG had the hots for me...
. *Puts on Cher from clueless feather boa* AS IF!
No drug users. Pot and alcohol is OK, but that's it. And socially at that.
Older women only. 25+ is ideal. Nobody my own age or below, ever.
High to middle femme. Just...because i'm picky.
Hmm..they still have to have butch chivalry as a high to middle femme.
Lesbians only, or bisexuals who are completely out and have been out for a minimum of three years. I'm not putting up with this experimental crap anymore.
HUMOR! I am never dating an unfunny woman again.
Intelligence. I am also never dating a stupid woman again.
Periodic dorkiness. Ok I know that sounds funny, but who wants to be with someone who can't act like a dork every now and then? I wouldn't want to be with someone who was cool all the time.
Periodic coolness. I want someone who likes to go out dancing and have fun sometimes.
An interest in literature, or at least a tolerence of me blabbing on about my writing occasionally. None of this, "Buhhhh I don't read" shit.
Rules:
No second dates with women that seem psychotic on the first one. They probably won't change in the span of a week.
No thinking I can't leave a girl because there's nobody else out there.
No fucking anyone who won't call me their girlfriend.
No waiting 300 years to talk about where we are headed out of fear and
No putting up with drama or needless shit because I think things will go away on their own eventually.
It's a lot of stuff to adhere to, but I should be asking for these things, right?
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(this time... in my dreams... sigh.)
Seems like a fine list...although you did leave out "Must like to play video games/or RPG's." But does that fall under the "periodic dorkiness" category"?
By the way...love the new pic