Today it has been exactly one year since I broke up with Natalie, I did it on Cinco De Mayo, the day of independence. 
Well, good riddance, I am much better off without her insanity in my life and if not for that breakup, I never would have gotten the story/character idea for "The Bionic Femme."
Go read Onefoolishline's journal. We had a creative writing class last semester together and there was a contest to see who could write THE WORST POEM IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. Naturally, we won it. She posted it and it's really funny.
Speaking of bad writing, it looks like my erotica piece will be up on SG soon! I have been writing back and forth with the person in charge of the words section for SG looking through edits and today we got done editing it and adding a bio. You'll be able to jack off to my writing in no time!
There is another big lesbian poetry slam coming up soon, starring Michelle Tea. I will be reading again, so I have to write something absolutely jaw dropping and inspiring because she will be in the crowd. God I get so nervous around her, plus i'm just not that good at live performances unless i'm screaming a rant, and lately I have not really had anything to get angry about.
Also, I am going to try to finish up "The Adventures of The Bionic Femme" soon and I want to make it into kind of like an amateur chapbooky thing. I will be doing a photo shoot with one of my photographer friends because I need a pic of me dressed up in a hot dress with a belt of ammunition and a gun for the cover. If the set turns out well, i'll put some in the My Pics section.
Tomorrow night will mark most likely the last adventure to write about in "The Adventures of Bionic Femme." Word on the street has it that there is a club night in SF called "Mecca" where only the hottest, most glamorous, and sharpest businesswoman/model femmes attend. It's THE place to see and be seen at. I hear there is even a hint of pretentiousness there, like in LA.
I am donning the Bionic Femme persona and infiltrating the secret society of femmes. The last chapter of my book will be "The Pilgrimage to Mecca." Tomorrow night is the night to prove what i've learned in this scene and execute maneuvers effortlessly, daintycore. "Dodge this!"
I will have to be kind of like a cool, suave lesbian James Bond tomorrow night...OOH! I'll play my soundtrack to spy movies before I go. I even have a CD by Shirley Bassey. Puts a whole new spin on "Goldfinger" if you think about it...
Well, good riddance, I am much better off without her insanity in my life and if not for that breakup, I never would have gotten the story/character idea for "The Bionic Femme."
Go read Onefoolishline's journal. We had a creative writing class last semester together and there was a contest to see who could write THE WORST POEM IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. Naturally, we won it. She posted it and it's really funny.
Speaking of bad writing, it looks like my erotica piece will be up on SG soon! I have been writing back and forth with the person in charge of the words section for SG looking through edits and today we got done editing it and adding a bio. You'll be able to jack off to my writing in no time!
There is another big lesbian poetry slam coming up soon, starring Michelle Tea. I will be reading again, so I have to write something absolutely jaw dropping and inspiring because she will be in the crowd. God I get so nervous around her, plus i'm just not that good at live performances unless i'm screaming a rant, and lately I have not really had anything to get angry about.
Also, I am going to try to finish up "The Adventures of The Bionic Femme" soon and I want to make it into kind of like an amateur chapbooky thing. I will be doing a photo shoot with one of my photographer friends because I need a pic of me dressed up in a hot dress with a belt of ammunition and a gun for the cover. If the set turns out well, i'll put some in the My Pics section.
Tomorrow night will mark most likely the last adventure to write about in "The Adventures of Bionic Femme." Word on the street has it that there is a club night in SF called "Mecca" where only the hottest, most glamorous, and sharpest businesswoman/model femmes attend. It's THE place to see and be seen at. I hear there is even a hint of pretentiousness there, like in LA.
I am donning the Bionic Femme persona and infiltrating the secret society of femmes. The last chapter of my book will be "The Pilgrimage to Mecca." Tomorrow night is the night to prove what i've learned in this scene and execute maneuvers effortlessly, daintycore. "Dodge this!"
I will have to be kind of like a cool, suave lesbian James Bond tomorrow night...OOH! I'll play my soundtrack to spy movies before I go. I even have a CD by Shirley Bassey. Puts a whole new spin on "Goldfinger" if you think about it...
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so that's why you shouldn't see it! it's a "feel horrible" movie.