HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

OK, read the journal before this one.

SHE EMAILED ME YET ANOTHER APOLOGY!

"I know you probably want me to die, but I have to tell you how bad I feel for what I did. I drank way too much and I have noticed that you put up some postings on craigs list telling me how pretentious I am and the catwalk comment. I understand you must think I am shallow. I am actually not and I am really sweet I was just a little out of control. Look at it this way...I can never go back there........I don't remember how or when I left....definitely didn't end up with whoever that girl was...and I lost the chance of ever seeing you again.....I actually really liked you..and I do remember kissing you........this whole thing is just unfortunate and believe me I feel terrible. I don't expect you to accept my apology or consider going out again.....I thought I would try though."


LO MUTHERFUCKIN L YO!!!!!!!

WHY THE HELL WOULD I DATE YOU????

Today, I am the grandmaster gladiator lesbian champ of dating. *Plays Mortal Kombat themesong*

MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY!!!!!! GET OUT THE WAY BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY!!!!

Rap music rules.

I am the Bionic Femme and the Demonic Femme has bowed to my glory. Some untouchable femme she turned out to be. Excellent. All is going according to plan. She was utterly defeated after all.

Maybe I just might get that tattoo today to celebrate...