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Wednesday Apr 30, 2003

Apr 30, 2003
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AHEM!!!! I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE I'VE ADOPTED A NEW THEME SONG TO MY LIFE!!! You know you love this song. Digital Underground, yo. It fits perfectly.

Aight stop whatcha doin'
cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style
that ya used to.
I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see
so listen up world I hope you're ready for me.

Now gather round, I'm the new fool in
town and my sound's laid down by tha Underground.
I drink up all the
Hennessee ya got on ya shelf,
so just let me introduce myself.
My name is Humpty, pronounced with an umpty.
Oh ladies oh how I like to
frumpty, and to the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bumpty.

I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme, I like my beef funky.
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

I'm sick with this. Straight gangsta mack. But sometimes I get ridiculous.
I eat up all tha crackers and tha licorice.
Hey yo FAT GIRL, come here, are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me I'm skinny.
It never stopped me from gettin' busy.
I'm a freak. I like the girls with the boom!
I ONCE GOT BUSY IN A BURGER KING BATHROOM!
I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in tha girls pants
and I even got my own dance.


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olivia:
I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in tha girls pants
and I even got my own dance.


- i love that part

I WANNA SEE THE DANCE!!!
Apr 30, 2003
volkov:
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.

I love that song! they actually played it at some dance I went to in 8th grade. I think it was the only song I actually danced to.

so I am back in the States. I'll have to tell you all about the amazing adventures. but for now all I can say is...Scottish girls, yo! mmmmmmm
*goofy grin*

*hugs!*

v
May 1, 2003

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