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Tuesday Apr 15, 2003

Apr 15, 2003
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Rampant PMS is wracking my nerves at this point in time. You know in Jurassic Park when that T-Rex like, eats the upper half of some screaming man in an outhouse?

Ok, that's me.

I am raging fury right now and hit a distinct good 15 minutes where I hated virtually:
The way i'm gay
Foolishly romantic
Hopelessly idealistic
Talk too much
My fat ass
The city in which I live
School
Anything about me in general except my writing
(and then I hated the writer's block)
The English Canon and the people who selected it
The fact that in 21 years the only person who officially called me their girlfriend was a drag queen who cheated on me with like 5 obese women anyway

So basically I can think of no cure except to wait for a huge ass pepperoni and olive pizza I just ordered and gorge myself on grease and cruelly made meat by-products which will just further my downward descent into fatness and thereby setting me back from looking like ANY of the women I have ever wanted to look like but well,

you know.

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grrlhavoc:
pms sucks yo....

I quit my shitty job today!!!! they were so trying to get me to quit...the manager of that place is an illiterate idiot who cannot speak English...he also hates strong women...esp those who dont find his nasty gross ass sexy so i quit....he smiled smile
Apr 16, 2003
fred:
Let's see...
you're a foolishly romantic, hopelessly idealistic big booty girl.
Cool! No probs there.

The definition of "gay" -- happy and jolly. What's the prob there?
And you're in school where you don't have to have a boring job yet and you get the carefree fun lifestyle.
And you live in SF one of the coolest cities anywhere.

Damn woman what's the prob?!? winksmile
Apr 16, 2003

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