Thursday Apr 10, 2003

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Things that make me horny:

Grrlhavoc's naked body-makes me horny
Alcohol-makes me horny
Pot-makes me horny
Cowgirls-make me horny
Femmes- make me horny
HOUSE MUSIC- makes me horny
Dancing- makes me horny
Executing 21 hit Dangun form in Tae kwon do- makes me horny
Getting good grades- makes me horny
Good literature- makes me horny
Feminist poetry slams- makes me horny
Anti-War protests- make me horny
Looking good in a skirt+fishnets- makes me horny
Final Fantasy- makes me horny
Clubbing in general- makes me horny
Writing something good- makes me horny

Putting the SMACK DOWN ON PEOPLE FROM MY HOMETOWN THAT WRITE ME ON IM AND DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M GAY!!!!!- makes me horny

BREAKING ANTI-SODOMY LAWS IN TEXAS!!!-makes me horny

Houston...we have a problem.

FUCK YOU STOCKTONITES!!! I AM GAY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!! STOP IMING ME AND TELLING ME THAT BECAUSE I DATED A DRAG QUEEN I SHOULD BE STRAIGHT!

I HATE PENIS.

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desidia:
couldn't you just not like penis? *sobs*

I don't think I could date someone where Final Fantasy made them horny.
I'd be all "Noooooo Bitch!!! I'm building experience!"

but that'll never happen, no (reasonable) boi or girl alive wants to date me.
radiobastet:
Preach on, sistah! Dang, you're making *me* horny... wink

As for these morons IM'ing you - as hard as it might seem, IGNORE them. They are trying like hell to get a rise out of you. Don't give 'em the satisfaction. As far as you're concerned, they do not exist.

If that doesn't work, change your IM user name... Hey, fuck AOL anyway! They are anti-gay!!! mad

Peace Now!!
Smash Patriarchy!!
God Is Coming & Is She Pissed!!!!!
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